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What's the hardest thing about playing golf with your wife?
Saying nice shot 147 times
How Pokemon go came to be
Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?"
Niantic: "147 Pokemon? You want to have 145 Pokemon?! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon?!"
An old couple was lying in bed.
The husband let out a resounding f**... and said, "Touchdown. Seven points.".
Immediately his wife ripped her own and went, "Touchdown. 7-7!"
The husband responded with another colder and said, "14-7 my game."
Just then the wife came back with another f**... and declared, "14-14. I'm staying right with you!"
She then let out a little toot and said, "That must be a field goal. 17-14 my lead!"
Not to be outdone by his wife, the husband pushed as hard as he could to win this game. Unfortunately, he pushed too hard and s**... the bed.
His wife asked, "What the heck was that?"
"Half time. Switch sides."
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