Agent : we have evidence that Marijuana crops may have been planted on your property. May I have a look around?
Farmer : sure, just stay off the back 40 acres.
Agent : slightly perturbed, holds up his badge. "You see this badge? It means I can go anywhere I please.
Farmer : yeah, but I'm warning you, don't go back there.
So naturally the first place the agent goes is the back 40, a few minutes later the agent comes running out with a 1400 pound bull chasing him.
At which the farmer yells "show him your badge".
He said to me, "If this thing crashes, you'll see a *drone* man cry."
But there were about a hundred gingers so it's more like 1,400 souls
About 1400 dollars
Thanos must be the luckiest Titan alive.
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