The Best 8 1400 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1400 jokes. There are some 1400 minutes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1400 agent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 1400 Jokes and Puns

A man dies and his three best friends, Matthew, Mark and James are looking at his body in the coffin.

Matthew says "He was such a good friend. I don't want him to go to his maker empty handed" and he throws $200 in cash into the coffin. Mark says he agrees and also throws in $200 in cash.

James says "You cheap-skates! I'm ashamed of you and I'm going to give him $1,000." He then writes out a check for $1,400, throws it in and takes the $400 in change out of the coffin.

Two girls are applying for a job interview, one was super beautiful while the other with super ugly,

The boss looked at them and said " I don't care about your looks, my only criteria is if you are qualified for the job, the one who answer my question will be hired"

Then he asked the beautiful girl " what is China's population?" the girl answered " 1,400 billion"

The boss said " good, well done" then he looked at the ugly girl and asked her "Name me those 1,400 billion people?".

My dad bought a $1,400 drone the other day.

He said to me, "If this thing crashes, you'll see a *drone* man cry."

1400 calories a day?

Pfft, piece of cake.

bank account: $1,400 has been deposited into your bank account

**me, at Baskin Robbins:** give me Carol Baskin


They say 1,500 souls died when the Titanic sunk...

But there were about a hundred gingers so it's more like 1,400 souls

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

To think that out of 14,000,605 futures that Strange had seen, not even one of them has Peter didn't screw up or Thor actually "go for the head".

Thanos must be the luckiest Titan alive.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1400 yeah jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1400 means piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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