Rib-Tickling 1400 Jokes that Bring Friends Together
A man dies and his three best friends, Matthew, Mark and James are looking at his body in the coffin.
Matthew says "He was such a good friend. I don't want him to go to his maker empty handed" and he throws $200 in cash into the coffin. Mark says he agrees and also throws in $200 in cash.
James says "You cheap-skates! I'm ashamed of you and I'm going to give him $1,000." He then writes out a check for $1,400, throws it in and takes the $400 in change out of the coffin.
Two girls are applying for a job interview, one was super beautiful while the other with super ugly,
The boss looked at them and said " I don't care about your looks, my only criteria is if you are qualified for the job, the one who answer my question will be hired"
Then he asked the beautiful girl " what is China's population?" the girl answered " 1,400 billion"
The boss said " good, well done" then he looked at the ugly girl and asked her "Name me those 1,400 billion people?".
My dad bought a $1,400 drone the other day.
He said to me, "If this thing crashes, you'll see a *drone* man cry."
1400 calories a day?
Pfft, piece of cake.
bank account: $1,400 has been deposited into your bank account
**me, at Baskin Robbins:** give me Carol Baskin
They say 1,500 souls died when the Titanic sunk...
But there were about a hundred gingers so it's more like 1,400 souls
Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?
About 1400 dollars
To think that out of 14,000,605 futures that Strange had seen, not even one of them has Peter didn't screw up or Thor actually "go for the head".
Thanos must be the luckiest Titan alive.
