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He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing.
She replied, I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.
He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request.
She said, I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.
Once again he thanked her.
He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.
He went up to her and said, Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.
He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.
She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.
She replied, If I told you, you would only laugh.
No, I wouldn't, he said.
She said, I sell tampons.
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said, See, I knew you would laugh.
That's not what I'm laughing at, he replied. I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!
Apparently it's because most buildings aren't that tall.
No, no that's fine I can show myself out . . .
I'm not, but I am scared of April 1st, because if something bad happens to you, no one will believe you.
"Ah, ha-ha, I see what you did there mr 'I've been kidnapped, call the police'"
I never go out on Friday the 13th
I tricked too many people with that...
It seems Adele has been chasing pavements again.
A snail goes to a dealership and finds an expensive sports car. The salesman says "What would it take to get you in this car?" The snail replies "Paint a big 'S' on the side." The salesman asks "Why an 'S'?" The snail replies "So when I drive around people can say: Watch that 'S' car go!"
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Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties? Because he was a fun-guy!
"The hotel I'm staying in has no 13th floor 'cause of superstition. But people on the 14th floor: You know what floor you're really on. What room are you in? 1401? No, you're not! If you jump out that window, you will die earlier."
— Mitch Hedberg
R.I.P.
I'd be downs for that
*Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
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The 12th floor.
...when they hear sirens outside the building.
"We need to jump!" says the first man.
The second man replies "But we're on the 13th floor!"
"This is no time to be superstitious!" exclaims the first man.
Blond 1: What day is Thanksgiving this year?
Blonde 2: I think Friday.
Blonde 1: Thank God it's not the 13th!
Just a little stitious.
He's freaking in tents.
A: Worst date I've been on was August 13th. Remind me to never stand on a calendar again.
The brunette mentions that Christmas falls on a friday this year. The blonde says "I hope it's not Friday the 13th!"
Apparently, it doesn't apply to congressmen.
The 13th and the 14th
...my true love was arrested for human trafficking.
Neither did she.
Thank my lucky stars that I'm not superstitious
Is monday the 16th
You Can Call Me Al
Just die on the 13th and you will surely get attentions with flowers on 14th
Apparently, government officials don't apply
"Oh dear!!" her friend replied, "I hope it's not the 13th?"
"This is no time to be superstitious."
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