13579 Jokes

Have you guys heard the one about the girl who went 1,3,5,7,9?

She couldn't even.

My advent calendar only has days that end in 1,3,5,7,9.

That's odd.

A white girl is getting robbed...

The robber points his gun at her and tells her to count to ten.

"1...3...5...7...9" She says.

"Why did you skip all the even numbers!? " yells the robber.

"Because I can't even!"

I saw this guy today muttering "1,3,5,7,9..." under his breath.

I thought he was odd.

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