The Best 9 12yearold Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 12yearold jokes. There are some 12yearold difference jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 12yearold young puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest 12yearold Jokes and Puns
A mother catches her 12-year-old son smoking in the backyard...
"Jimmy, I can't believe this! Smoking is terrible for you, and you're so young!" Jimmy replies, "Don't worry mom, I only smoke when I'm drunk."
True story: When I shaved my Movember stache on Dec 1st...
I thought I looked really young, so I joked with my wife: "how does it feel to be married to a 12-year-old boy?"
She replied: "Better than a 12-year-old boy molester."
Touche.
This is a fork
"If this is a fork", said my 12-year-old holding up his four-tined dinner fork, "then this", holding up his butter knife, "is a wunk".
After I stopped laughing, I had to explain to my wife what would make a threek and a twok (or toque I guess because that's a real word?) using this same logic.
Calculator app
My 12-year-old daughter made this up.
She said she got a calculator app for her phone but it didn't give a plus key unless she paid additional fees.
Did you hear that McDonald's is coming out with a McJackson burger?
It's a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Anthropology 101
The Catholic priest says to the cannibal: 'You can't eat that.'
Cannibal: 'You know a better way to get a 12-year-old boy inside you?'
Q:why did the 12-year-old miss his girlfriend after they broke up
A: because she was an x girlfriend
My 12-year-old son was so happy when he found out tonight, for game night, is fort night.
Who knew kids that age still find joy making pillow and blanket tents?!
Did you know there's a cocktail called a Roman Polanski?
It's made of 12-year-old Scotch garnished with a busted cherry.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 12yearold story jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working 12yearold movember piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.