12yearold Jokes
13 12yearold jokes and hilarious 12yearold puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 12yearold that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 12yearold Short Jokes
Short 12yearold jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 12yearold humour may include short broccoli jokes also.
- Calculator app My 12-year-old daughter made this up.
She said she got a calculator app for her phone but it didn't give a plus key unless she paid additional fees. - Did you hear that McDonald's is coming out with a McJackson burger? It's a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
- Anthropology 101 The Catholic priest says to the cannibal: 'You can't eat that.'
Cannibal: 'You know a better way to get a 12-year-old boy inside you?' - Q:why did the 12-year-old miss his girlfriend after they broke up A: because she was an x girlfriend
- My 12-year-old son was so happy when he found out tonight, for game night, is fort night. Who knew kids that age still find joy making pillow and blanket tents?!
- Did you know there's a cocktail called a Roman Polanski? It's made of 12-year-old Scotch garnished with a busted cherry.
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12yearold One Liners
Which 12yearold one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 12yearold? I can suggest the ones about story and true.
- Why do 12-year-old girls need training bras? To support their apprentits.

Amusing 12yearold Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about 12yearold you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shave jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 12yearold pranks.
A mother catches her 12-year-old son smoking in the backyard...
"Jimmy, I can't believe this! Smoking is terrible for you, and you're so young!" Jimmy replies, "Don't worry mom, I only smoke when I'm drunk."
True story: When I s**... my Movember stache on Dec 1st...
I thought I looked really young, so I joked with my wife: "how does it feel to be married to a 12-year-old boy?"
She replied: "Better than a 12-year-old boy m**...."
Touche.
This is a fork
"If this is a fork", said my 12-year-old holding up his four-tined dinner fork, "then this", holding up his butter knife, "is a wunk".
After I stopped laughing, I had to explain to my wife what would make a threek and a twok (or toque I guess because that's a real word?) using this same logic.
Prostitutes
A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're h**..., boy! They have s**... with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes." After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She replies, "Well, most of them become taxi drivers."
A woman and her son are in a cab
A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're h**..., boy! They have s**... with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes." After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She said, "Most of them become taxi drivers."
