The Best 10 12yearold Jokes

Following is our collection of 12yearold jokes which are very funny. There are some 12yearold difference jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 12yearold young puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

2 pedophiles are sitting on a bench and a 12-year-old girl runs by...

One turns to the other and says, "Man, I bet she used to be really hot!"

A mother catches her 12-year-old son smoking in the backyard...

"Jimmy, I can't believe this! Smoking is terrible for you, and you're so young!" Jimmy replies, "Don't worry mom, I only smoke when I'm drunk."

True story: When I shaved my Movember stache on Dec 1st...

I thought I looked really young, so I joked with my wife: "how does it feel to be married to a 12-year-old boy?"

She replied: "Better than a 12-year-old boy molester."


Did you hear that McDonald's is coming out with a McJackson burger?

It's a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Why are tourists to Scotland wrongly arrested as pedophiles?

They say they came for the 12-year-old Scotch.

One my 12-year-old cousin told me

What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?

Children don't eat broccoli.

Anthropology 101

The Catholic priest says to the cannibal: 'You can't eat that.'

Cannibal: 'You know a better way to get a 12-year-old boy inside you?'

Q:why did the 12-year-old miss his girlfriend after they broke up

A: because she was an x girlfriend

My 12-year-old son was so happy when he found out tonight, for game night, is fort night.

Who knew kids that age still find joy making pillow and blanket tents?!

Did you know there's a cocktail called a Roman Polanski?

It's made of 12-year-old Scotch garnished with a busted cherry.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 12yearold story jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 12yearold movember piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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