Amusing 12yearold Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
A mother catches her 12-year-old son smoking in the backyard...
"Jimmy, I can't believe this! Smoking is terrible for you, and you're so young!" Jimmy replies, "Don't worry mom, I only smoke when I'm drunk."
True story: When I s**... my Movember stache on Dec 1st...
I thought I looked really young, so I joked with my wife: "how does it feel to be married to a 12-year-old boy?"
She replied: "Better than a 12-year-old boy m**...."
Touche.
This is a fork
"If this is a fork", said my 12-year-old holding up his four-tined dinner fork, "then this", holding up his butter knife, "is a wunk".
After I stopped laughing, I had to explain to my wife what would make a threek and a twok (or toque I guess because that's a real word?) using this same logic.
Calculator app
My 12-year-old daughter made this up.
She said she got a calculator app for her phone but it didn't give a plus key unless she paid additional fees.
Did you hear that McDonald's is coming out with a McJackson burger?
It's a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Anthropology 101
The Catholic priest says to the cannibal: 'You can't eat that.'
Cannibal: 'You know a better way to get a 12-year-old boy inside you?'
Q:why did the 12-year-old miss his girlfriend after they broke up
A: because she was an x girlfriend
My 12-year-old son was so happy when he found out tonight, for game night, is fort night.
Who knew kids that age still find joy making pillow and blanket tents?!
Did you know there's a cocktail called a Roman Polanski?
It's made of 12-year-old Scotch garnished with a busted cherry.
