12yearold Jokes

Following is our collection of 1st humor and difference one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 12yearold puns for adults, dirty joked jokes or clean young gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about 12yearold

2 pedophiles are sitting on a bench and a 12-year-old girl runs by...

One turns to the other and says, "Man, I bet she used to be really hot!"

The lipstick problem

My local middle school had a problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

A mother catches her 12-year-old son smoking in the backyard...

"Jimmy, I can't believe this! Smoking is terrible for you, and you're so young!" Jimmy replies, "Don't worry mom, I only smoke when I'm drunk."

True story: When I shaved my Movember stache on Dec 1st...

I thought I looked really young, so I joked with my wife: "how does it feel to be married to a 12-year-old boy?"

She replied: "Better than a 12-year-old boy molester."

Touche.

Prostitutes

A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes." After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She replies, "Well, most of them become taxi drivers."


A woman and her son are in a cab

A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes." After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She said, "Most of them become taxi drivers."

Did you hear that McDonald's is coming out with a McJackson burger?

It's a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Why are tourists to Scotland wrongly arrested as pedophiles?

They say they came for the 12-year-old Scotch.

One my 12-year-old cousin told me

What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?

Children don't eat broccoli.

Anthropology 101

The Catholic priest says to the cannibal: 'You can't eat that.'

Cannibal: 'You know a better way to get a 12-year-old boy inside you?'

Q:why did the 12-year-old miss his girlfriend after they broke up

A: because she was an x girlfriend


My 12-year-old son was so happy when he found out tonight, for game night, is fort night.

Who knew kids that age still find joy making pillow and blanket tents?!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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