12th Jokes
27 12th jokes and hilarious 12th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 12th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a little humor to lighten up a 12th birthday or a 12th man celebration? Check out these funny 12th jokes and laughs, perfect for any 12th birthday party, 12th board exam, 12th man occasion, 12th class, 5th man, or 12th grade. Enjoy!
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Funniest 12th Short Jokes
Short 12th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 12th humour may include short ninth jokes also.
- Overheard in line for a movie... Theater employee: "That's an R-rated movie. When's your birthday?"
Teenage boy: "October 12th."
Employee: "What year?"
Boy: "Every year." - I remember the time my cousin completely lost it and threw a giant fit at her 12th birthday party. After she changed her outfit she was fine... It was a post dramatic dress
- I've decided to join Anytime Fitness Because I like to dress up as a 12th century Viking Warrior when I work out.
- I was so poor growing up... For my 12th birthday, I got half a cake with 6 candles next to a mirror.
- Important Announcement to the members of the Flat Earth Society Annual Global Conference will be held this year 12th of May 2017 in Sydney (down under)
- This is the Alaska State Police. Where were you during the night of November 14th to February 12th?
- Someone on the New England Patriots is getting fired Whoever forgot to deflate the 12th ball
- My teacher never counted naturally He would always ask who wanted to gov2.5th or negative 12th
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12th One Liners
Which 12th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 12th? I can suggest the ones about cup and negative.
- What do you call 12th century guitar music transcribed into a computer format? Midieval.
- What do they call the 13th floor in England? The 12th floor.
- What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common? They're both summary!
- On the 12th day of Christmas
- What did the girl with cancer get for her 12th birthday? AIDS
- How do you make the 12th man Happy? FIRE BEVELL
Entertaining 12th Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about 12th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sixth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 12th pranks.
Lord of the Bow
So I was telling my friend about my prowess with a bow and arrow yesterday. I said "my best round ever didn't start so well, I only scored 1 point with each of my first two arrows. Got better after that, scored 2 with the next, then 3, then 5. On my 12th and final arrow I managed to score 144."
She was quick to point out that this was impossible, so I had to confess it was a fibbin' archery sequence.
Every day, I take the elevator to get to my office.
My office is on the 12th floor, so I always take the elevator up to the 11th floor. I would take the elevator straight to the 12th floor, but that's another story.
A man was trapped in a burning building...
...on the 12th floor. He ran to the open window and saw a fireman approaching on a long ladder. He felt so relieved to be saved. Before climbing out the window he yelled to the fireman,
"What should I do? Should I go down with you on the ladder, or should I jump to the ground?"
The fireman said, 'The ladder."
The man died.
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So a Scottish man is talking to his angry girlfriend....
She goes, "How many other girls have you had s**... with?" The Scotsman starts counting in his head, but after the 12th sheep, he falls asleep.
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You call your 1st grade teacher daddy, it's embarrassing. You call your 12th grade teacher daddy and the cops get involved.
Went golfing with my Grandpa yesterday..
We were on the 12th hole and I hit my tee shot a bit to the left. When we got to my ball there was a big 40ft tree right in my way and I was just going to hit around it when my grandpa chimed in:
"Ya know, when I was your age I could hit it right up and over that tree"
Well not to be outdone my ego took over and I grabbed my 9 iron to hit it right over that tree. I took my shot and *THWACK* the ball hit dead center of the tree and bounced back 30 yards behind me. That's when he chimes in again:
"Of course when I was your age that tree was only 2 feet tall!"
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A young boy wakes up on his 12th birthday.
He then decides to figure out who knows how old he is. First, he comes to his dad and asks:
- Hey dad, it's my birthday today! Do you know how old am I? Dad replies.
- I don't remember son, maybe 14?
-No dad, I'm 12!
After that he decides to ask his grandma, because she is old and probably doesn't know a thing.
- Hey grandma, it's my birthday! Do you know how old am I?
- I can figure it out, - she says, and then proceeds to put her hand inside boy's underwear. She starts to squeeze and roll his t**... around and after about 5 minutes she says:
- You're 12.
The boy amazed by grandma's technique asks how did she figure it out.
- I've heard you and dad talk.
