1299 Jokes

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ.

Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.

Londoner classic.

A man walks into a bakery and asks the lady behind the counter. "How much for that "gattox" in the window? "
Lady says "gattox, oh you mean "gateaux" that's £12.99"
"12.99?!?!" shouts the man "bollo!!"

NSFW: a little boy walks into a drug store

After reading u/weaverl47 joke I was reminded of this one:

A little boy walks into a drug store and places a box of condoms on the counter and states :"how much for these?"

The reply: "12.99 plus tax"

The boy's face lights up: "Oh, so that's how you keep them on"

I went to the mall and was surprised to see a huge gap in it.

I went in it and got a nice sweatshirt for only 12.99.

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