The Best 4 1299 Jokes

Following is our collection of 1299 jokes which are very funny. There are some 1299 smarter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1299 test puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ.

Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.

Londoner classic.

A man walks into a bakery and asks the lady behind the counter. "How much for that "gattox" in the window? "
Lady says "gattox, oh you mean "gateaux" that's £12.99"
"12.99?!?!" shouts the man "bollo!!"

NSFW: a little boy walks into a drug store

After reading u/weaverl47 joke I was reminded of this one:

A little boy walks into a drug store and places a box of condoms on the counter and states :"how much for these?"

The reply: "12.99 plus tax"

The boy's face lights up: "Oh, so that's how you keep them on"

I went to the mall and was surprised to see a huge gap in it.

I went in it and got a nice sweatshirt for only 12.99.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1299 window jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1299 bakery piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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