1250 Jokes

Following is our collection of royal humor and asks one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 1250 puns for adults, dirty baby jokes or clean massachusetts gags for kids.

There is an abundance of american jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on 1250. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any officer witze you can hear about 1250.

The Best jokes about 1250

The Buddha walks into a pizza joint and says, "Make me one with everything."

The cashier says "That'll be $12.50."

The Buddha gives him a twenty and holds out his hand for the change.

The cashier shakes his head, smiles and says, "Change must come from within."

$125,000

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

After years of saving, I finally have a comma in my bank account!

$ -1,250

There was a royal baby...

The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American.

I went to a Buddhist food truck

Me: Make me one with everything!

Them: The one shall always be of many. That will be $12.50

I hand them $20 and I don't get change back.

Me: Uh... Where's my change?

Them: Change comes from within


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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