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The Buddha walks into a pizza joint and says, "Make me one with everything."

The cashier says "That'll be $12.50."
The Buddha gives him a twenty and holds out his hand for the change.
The cashier shakes his head, smiles and says, "Change must come from within."

After years of saving, I finally have a comma in my bank account!

$ -1,250

There was a royal baby...

The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American.

I went to a Buddhist food truck

Me: Make me one with everything!
Them: The one shall always be of many. That will be $12.50
I hand them $20 and I don't get change back.
Me: Uh... Where's my change?
Them: Change comes from within

Doctor: the time of death is 1250.

Well, the patient is not dead yet, but it's Friday afternoon and if we leave now we can beat the traffic.

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