1250 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1250 jokes. There are some 1250 asks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1250 massachusetts puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comedy 1250 Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

The Buddha walks into a pizza joint and says, "Make me one with everything."

The cashier says "That'll be $12.50."

The Buddha gives him a twenty and holds out his hand for the change.

The cashier shakes his head, smiles and says, "Change must come from within."

After years of saving, I finally have a comma in my bank account!

$ -1,250

There was a royal baby...

The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American.

I went to a Buddhist food truck

Me: Make me one with everything!

Them: The one shall always be of many. That will be $12.50

I hand them $20 and I don't get change back.

Me: Uh... Where's my change?

Them: Change comes from within

Doctor: the time of death is 1250.

Well, the patient is not dead yet, but it's Friday afternoon and if we leave now we can beat the traffic.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1250 american puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1250 officer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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