1249 Jokes

Following is our collection of john humor and drove one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 1249 puns for adults, dirty man jokes or clean car gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about 1249

What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler. Oh no. Wait..

He drove a Honda.
But he didn't like talking about it.

John 12:49 :
> For I did not speak of my own Accord.

Jesus drove a Honda, but nobody knew about it.

For I did not speak of my own accord. - John 12:49

Jesus drove a Honda, but never talked about it.

For I did not speak of my own Accord -John 12:49
His Old Man had a Plymouth--He drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Of all the trials of Job, the worst was a Pontiac.
For he breaketh me with a Tempest, and multiplieth my wounds without cause. -Job 9:17

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