Delightful Fun 1249 Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
Jesus drove a Honda, but never spoke of it.
"For I speak not of my own Accord" - John 12:49
What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler. Oh no. Wait..
He drove a Honda.
But he didn't like talking about it.
John 12:49 :
> For I did not speak of my own Accord.
Jesus drove a Honda, but nobody knew about it.
For I did not speak of my own accord. - John 12:49
Did you know Jesus drove a Honda but just didn't talk about it?
John 12:49: * For I did not speak of my own accord. *
After years of saving, John was able to finally afford a nice car. When he drove by, it would turn all the heads in town, but he would never acknowledge it.
For I do not speak of my own accord - John 12:49
Jesus drove a Honda, but never talked about it.
For I did not speak of my own Accord -John 12:49
His Old Man had a Plymouth--He drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Of all the trials of Job, the worst was a Pontiac.
For he breaketh me with a Tempest, and multiplieth my wounds without cause. -Job 9:17
