JokoJokes

1234 Jokes

10 1234 jokes and hilarious 1234 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 1234 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Share These 1234 Jokes With Friends




Ridiculous 1234 Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What is a good 1234 joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I was in the gym.

"1,2,3,4," counted my personal trainer, as I panted.
"Come on," he added, "Now we've got you down the stairs, we can do a workout!"

February 1st, 1234 AD must've been the birth of the worlds best drummer

One / two / one two three four!

Security measures.

Web site log in: Sorry, your password 257EeffQ@# is not secure enough. 
-
Cash machine login 1234: Here's your 1000 dollars.

Aviation

"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.. "
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here? "
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727? "

Career counsellor: "Why did you flop during the interview at Houston Space Centre?" Billy: "I failed the countdown bit." "What did you say?"

"Countdown 1...2...3...4...

123456

I don't know what 6 did, but apparently he deserved it!

How did 5 get his friend out of jail

He got 1234

1,2,3,4 and 5 are sitting in class, why did 3 get kicked out?

He was being mean

What's after 1234?

12:35

The teacher asked little Johnny..........

The teacher asked little Johnny, What's two and two? .
He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, Four, teacher? .
She said, Yes, that's right, but you counted on your fingers. Put your hands behind behind your back and tell me what's three and three .
He put his hands behind his back, fumbled around, and answered, Six, teacher? .
She said, Yes, that's right, but you're still counting on your fingers.
Put your hands in your pockets and tell me what's five and five .
He put his hands in his pockets, fumbled around, and replied, Eleven, teacher? .

1234 joke, The teacher asked little Johnny..........

Share These 1234 Jokes With Friends



1234 joke, The teacher asked little Johnny..........

1234 joke, The teacher asked little Johnny..........