1234 Jokes

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The Best 1234 Puns

I was in the gym.

"1,2,3,4," counted my personal trainer, as I panted.

"Come on," he added, "Now we've got you down the stairs, we can do a workout!"

February 1st, 1234 AD must've been the birth of the worlds best drummer

One / two / one two three four!


"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.. "

"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here? "

"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727? "

Career counsellor: "Why did you flop during the interview at Houston Space Centre?" Billy: "I failed the countdown bit." "What did you say?"

"Countdown 1...2...3...4...

Security measures.

Web site log in: Sorry, your password [email protected]# is not secure enough. 
Cash machine login 1234: Here's your 1000 dollars.


I don't know what 6 did, but apparently he deserved it!

How did 5 get his friend out of jail

He got 1234

1,2,3,4 and 5 are sitting in class, why did 3 get kicked out?

He was being mean

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