1234 Jokes

Easy as 1,2,3.....4.

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

The teacher asked little Johnny..........

The teacher asked little Johnny, What's two and two? .
He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, Four, teacher? .
She said, Yes, that's right, but you counted on your fingers. Put your hands behind behind your back and tell me what's three and three .
He put his hands behind his back, fumbled around, and answered, Six, teacher? .
She said, Yes, that's right, but you're still counting on your fingers.
Put your hands in your pockets and tell me what's five and five .
He put his hands in his pockets, fumbled around, and replied, Eleven, teacher? .

I was in the gym.

"1,2,3,4," counted my personal trainer, as I panted.

"Come on," he added, "Now we've got you down the stairs, we can do a workout!"

February 1st, 1234 AD must've been the birth of the worlds best drummer

One / two / one two three four!


"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.. "

"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here? "

"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727? "

Career counsellor: "Why did you flop during the interview at Houston Space Centre?" Billy: "I failed the countdown bit." "What did you say?"

"Countdown 1...2...3...4...

Security measures.

Web site log in: Sorry, your password [email protected]# is not secure enough. 
Cash machine login 1234: Here's your 1000 dollars.

1,2,3,4 and 5 are sitting in class, why did 3 get kicked out?

He was being mean


I don't know what 6 did, but apparently he deserved it!

How did 5 get his friend out of jail

He got 1234

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