The Best 7 1230 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1230 jokes. There are some 1230 older jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1230 dollars puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 1230 Jokes and Puns

I had $100 on a horse yesterday.

He came home at 20 to 1.


Unfortunately, all the other horses came home at 12:30.

Hearing aid

An older woman is talking to her neighbor one day about her brand new hearing aid. "It may have cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art, everything sounds great, and so far, I love it!"

Her neighbor asks, "What kind is it?"

She replies, "It's about 12:30. You wanna get some lunch?"

If I got 50 cents for every math test I've failed

I'd have about $12.30 by now

The German consulate is in NYC for a big UN meeting...

The clock hits 12:30 and the meeting breaks for lunch. Being that he's in New York, the consulate requests to go out to lunch at a local Deli. An intern is charge with taking him out. As they are sitting and eating the consulate turns to the intern and exclaims,

"I have to admit, these bagels are really delicious! We don't have bagels like this in Germany."

"Well," the intern replies, "whose fault is that?"

A magician stopped me in the street.

He said, "Think of a number between 1 and 10."

I said, "OK."

He said, "Have you got one?"

I said, "No, not yet. It's only 12.30."


Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

The Duchess had a baby boy...

Kensington Palace has just reported that the Duchess of Cambridge delivered a baby boy this afternoon. The child weighs over 8 pounds or about $12.30 in United States Dollars.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1230 duchess jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1230 cost piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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