1230 Jokes

Hearing aid

An older woman is talking to her neighbor one day about her brand new hearing aid. "It may have cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art, everything sounds great, and so far, I love it!"

Her neighbor asks, "What kind is it?"

She replies, "It's about 12:30. You wanna get some lunch?"

If I got 50 cents for every math test I've failed

I'd have about $12.30 by now

The German consulate is in NYC for a big UN meeting...

The clock hits 12:30 and the meeting breaks for lunch. Being that he's in New York, the consulate requests to go out to lunch at a local Deli. An intern is charge with taking him out. As they are sitting and eating the consulate turns to the intern and exclaims,

"I have to admit, these bagels are really delicious! We don't have bagels like this in Germany."

"Well," the intern replies, "whose fault is that?"

A magician stopped me in the street.

He said, "Think of a number between 1 and 10."

I said, "OK."

He said, "Have you got one?"

I said, "No, not yet. It's only 12.30."

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

The Duchess had a baby boy...

Kensington Palace has just reported that the Duchess of Cambridge delivered a baby boy this afternoon. The child weighs over 8 pounds or about $12.30 in United States Dollars.

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