The Best 5 1201 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1201 jokes. There are some 1201 drunk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1201 morning puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 1201 Jokes and Puns

My mum said she didn't want me home later than 12.

So at 12:01 I opened the front door and went outside.

You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm...

then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....

Official Coronavirus Count over time in North Korea

12.01: 1


12.02: 0


13.16: 1

13.17: 0


16.24: 1

16.25: 0

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I came home drunk at 3 in the morning.

"I told you to stop drinking at midnight," she shouted.

"I did," I replied.

She said, "Well, why are you so drunk then?!"

I said, "Because I carried on at 12:01."

You know what the greatest thing about January 20th 2017 12:01 AM?

That is when its going to be the darkest before the Donald


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1201 home jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1201 donald piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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