1201 Jokes

My mum said she didn't want me home later than 12.

So at 12:01 I opened the front door and went outside.

Official Coronavirus Count over time in North Korea

12.01: 1


12.02: 0


13.16: 1


13.17: 0


16.24: 1


16.25: 0


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I came home drunk at 3 in the morning.

"I told you to stop drinking at midnight," she shouted.

"I did," I replied.

She said, "Well, why are you so drunk then?!"

I said, "Because I carried on at 12:01."

You know what the greatest thing about January 20th 2017 12:01 AM?

That is when its going to be the darkest before the Donald

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