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12 Steps Jokes

50 12 steps jokes and hilarious 12 steps puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 12 steps that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest 12 Steps Short Jokes

Short 12 steps jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 12 steps humour may include short 12 step jokes also.

  1. Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs Step 1:
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    Hospital
  2. Man my friends are such jerks, as soon as I tell them I'm a dance addict... ...what do they do? Put me in this amazing 12-step program.
  3. Jesus Christ, 12 years old, steps out of his home but neglects to close the door behind him. Mary: Hold on, son! Were you born in a barn?
  4. "The 12 boys stranded in a flooded cave system in Thailand have started diving lessons in the latest step in efforts to bring them out alive." I think they've hired Naymar.
  5. Today I conquered my fear of public speaking and gave a rousing, powerful speech about how nobody likes a quitter. ...aaaand they kicked me out of the 12-step program.
  6. I have a step ladder I never knew my real ladder...but I heard great things about him, like he supported 3 people at one time... last I heard he was In a 12 step program
  7. I was so addicted to ladders, using them to get high. Luckily, i found a 12 step program to get off.
  8. I'm addicted to laxatives... I'd get into a 12 step program, but I can't get that far from the toilet.
  9. The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back...
  10. My Dad wanted more kids, But my mom didn't... She was really committed to the 12-step program. Every time she got pregnant she would throw her self down a flight of stairs.

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12 Steps One Liners

Which 12 steps one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 12 steps? I can suggest the ones about 12 step program and twelve.

  1. How to Fall Down the Stairs Step 1
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    Step 5
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    Step 12
    Floor
  2. How to fall down stairs Step 1
    Step 6
    Step 8, 9, 11, 12
  3. Instructions for falling down the stairs: Step 1, step 6, step 7, step 8, step 12.
  4. There's a 12-step program for pun users. But it dozen work.
  5. There's a new 12 step program for people who can't stop talking. On-and-on-anon.
  6. There should be a 12 step program for people who talk too much... On-and-on anon
  7. I gave step counter to my son. He managed to do 12,000 steps without leaving his room.
  8. We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. It would be called On Anon Anon.
  9. I'm in a 12 step program for musical theatre addicts. I'm on step 5, 6, 7, and!
  10. I am an alcoholic currently in the 12 step program. I am about 8.33% done.
  11. There's a 12-step group for chromatic notes... An octave
  12. I joined a 12 step program for people who talk too much. Its called OnAndOnAnon
  13. One step forward, 12 floors down.
  14. Why did the recovering alcoholic give away his Fitbit? His program had only 12 steps.
  15. Why don't recovering alcoholics wear Fitbits? They only take 12 steps.

12 Steps Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 12 steps you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean twelve or six jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 12 steps pranks.

Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down the stairs.

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Best (worst) Wine and Chocolate Jokes Thread

Can we do this? My parents have these c**... wine / chocolate jokes on knick knacks around their house...
*i joined the 12-step program for chocoholics -- now I'm never 12 steps away from chocolate*
Nyuck nyuck nyuck. Hate you!
*i love cooking with wine.. sometimes i even put it in the food!*
Please be dead.
Let's hear your best (worst) wine and Chocolate jokes!

What did the grand chess master say to the recovering alcoholic after he beat him in a game of chess?

I was 12 steps ahead of you from the beginning!

I bought an extension ladder from a recovering alcoholic on Craigslist...

But it only has 12 Steps!

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

I call my mom and step-dads marriage " 12 years a s**...".

He is the s**....

How to cook a turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Turkey Dinner Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Cup of Beer Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Alcoholic Beverage Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Bottle of Wine Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Turkey Dinner Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

An Irish Thanksgiving.!

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

In medeval times, the town bell toller died, and the priest was looking for a replacement

The next day, a gent showed up and said he was perfect for the job. Without introducing himself, he charged up the bell tower steps, with the priest following behind.
Instead of pulling the rope to ring the bell, the man backed up to the wall of the tower, put his head down, and charged like a bull at the bell. The bell rang out louder than ever before. The man shook the cobwebs out of his head, backed up, and ran at the bell and rang it a second time.
The priest was impressed, but asked the man if he could do it repeatedly, because at noon, he'd have to ring the bell 12 times.
The man backed up, put his head down, and ran at the bell a third time. Unfortunately, he hit off center, glancing off the bell, and fell forward, stubling out the portico in the tower - down 100 feet to the street below.
The priest ran down the stairs and out to the street in a panic, and said to the crowd gathered around, "Does anyone know this man?"
A bystander said, "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell."