12 Apostles Jokes
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The new priest
A new priest was nervous before his first sermon, so the monseigneur told him to have a bit of a drink before mass to take off the edge.
The new priest took the advice. After the sermon he returned to the rectory to find a note. It read:
Good sermon today, but a few small points:
- There are 10 commandments, not 12
- There are 12 apostles, not 10
- David was struck with a rock and knocked off his donkey, he was not "s**... off his a**..."
- Next weekend there's a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's
Jesus was able to hold the 12 apostles together...
He acted as a crossmemeber.
Jesus was talking with the 12 apostles..
He said Hey Guys, I can walk on water!
They responded No way
And he said back Yahweh!
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