11yo Jokes

What's the most common operation in a LEGO hospital?

Plastic surgery.

[Credits: My 11yo son invented this joke]

Told by my 11yo son.

A woman gets a brand new laptop and is excitedly setting it up. The machine asks her to set her password. Husband tells her to use "mypenis". So she does, but the computer responds "ERROR. Not long enough."

When is the best time to hold a funeral?

In the mourning.


FYI, my 11yo says he made this up today, right after learning of death in the extended family.

Courtesy of my 11yo - where do sheep go on vacation?

The Baaaaa-hamas!

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