Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious 11yo Jokes and Friends
What's the most common operation in a LEGO hospital?
Plastic surgery.
[Credits: My 11yo son invented this joke]
what do you call a security guard at a Samsung store
"A guardian of the galaxys"
my 11yo told me this one yesterday, and i thought it needed to be shared with the world 🤣
Why do British people pronounce the word Bri'ish like they do?
Because they drank all the T.
(Told to me by my 11yo)
Told by my 11yo son.
A woman gets a brand new laptop and is excitedly setting it up. The machine asks her to set her password. Husband tells her to use "mypenis". So she does, but the computer responds "ERROR. Not long enough."
When is the best time to hold a f**...?
In the mourning.
FYI, my 11yo says he made this up today, right after learning of death in the extended family.
Courtesy of my 11yo - where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaaaa-h**...!
