11th Jokes

29 11th jokes and hilarious 11th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 11th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for some fun and age appropriate jokes to make your 11-year-old's birthday one to remember? Discover a selection of hilarious 11th birthday jokes that will have everyone in fits of laughter, from eighth grade geometry puns to jokes inspired by George Washington and drag queens.

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Funniest 11th Short Jokes

Short 11th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 11th humour may include short eighth jokes also.

  1. I hate that September, October, November, and December are somehow the 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th months of the calendar year Whoever messed that up ought to be stabbed
  2. I'm unhappy with prime day amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st
  3. An irishman named Sean cloned himself multiple times but just couldn't stand being around the 11th one... There was ten Sean between them.
  4. Did you hear that there's now an 11th commandment? Thou shall not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
  5. Court Hearing in Helsinki The judge questions the culprit:
    "Where have you been in the night of the 4th November to 11th February?"
  6. Did you hear about the plant in Baton Rouge Louisiana thats been producing spanish food since the 11th century? It's a bayou tapas-tree.
  7. My fencing trophy I recently placed 11th at a local fencing tournament. I got a participation award.
    When I came home my wife asked me if I got a trophy
    I said "Sword-of"
  8. I'm DJ'ing my daughter's 11th bday. As DJ D. A. D. , I need to collect your best dad jokes suitable for the mic! I'm sure she'll forgive me... eventually.... Hit me!
  9. Why was 10 always afraid ? Because it was between 9/11
    But 7 8 9
    That's leave 10 and 11
    And what is the 10th and 11th letter of the alphabet?
    That's the answer to this infamous question
  10. Mike tyson needed to beat his trainer to move up from 11th place in a tournament. He couldn't beat his trainer because he was in tenth.

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11th One Liners

Which 11th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 11th? I can suggest the ones about drag and babe.

  1. I want to get married on September 11th... That way I'll never forget my anniversary
  2. What is the most informative day of the year? April 11th, the whole day is the 411
  3. On November 11th 1918, a peace of people was made thinner than a piece of paper.
  4. I am dating a perfect 10 girl. Can't wait for her 11th birthday.
  5. Hey babe. Want to hook up? I'm like September 11th... You'll never forget.
  6. Why did all the 11th graders die during World War 2? Cuz h**... killed all the Jewniors

September 11th Jokes

Here is a list of funny september 11th jokes and even better september 11th puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I scheduled my wisdom tooth extraction for September 11th... I know there's a joke in here somewhere but I can't find it. Help me out?
  • Uh oh! Guess what day it is! GUESS. WHAT. DAY. IT. IS. It's September 11th.. you said you'd never forget!
  • Chuck Norris Used To Love Launching Paper Planes, But He Has Stopped It After September, 11th 2001
  • I almost didn't remember today was September 11th Then I felt bad, because I said I'd never forget.
11th joke, I almost didn't remember today was September 11th

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty 11th Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about 11th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ball jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 11th pranks.

Every day, I take the elevator to get to my office.

My office is on the 12th floor, so I always take the elevator up to the 11th floor. I would take the elevator straight to the 12th floor, but that's another story.

When i have my first child I'm going to make him read all the Harry Potter books and convince him he is also a wizard.

On his 11th birthday he will receive his hogwarts letter (written by me) and i will then take him to kings cross station and say nothing as he runs at the wall between platform 9 and 10.


A man wokring at the World Trade Center calls out sick on the day of September 11th 2001. He turns on the TV and sees the news. His wife yells to him and comes down to watch it with him. "Thats terrible honey, is your boss working today." "God I hope so" he replies

Guy walks into a bar asking 10 shots of tequila

So the bartender asks what's the occasion. The guy replies he just had his first b**.... Bartender feels happy for the guy and says "first one is on the house". Guy replied "if 10 can't wash the taste off my mouth, I don't see how 11th would help"

Two golfers are ready to play on the 11th tee as a f**... cortege passes by. The first player stops, doffs his cap, and bows his head as the cortege passes.

That was a really nice thing to do, the second golfer says. It's good to see there is still some respect in the world.
Well, it's only right, the first golfer replies. I was married to her for 35 years.

On the 11th of March I had the longest s**... of my life, 1 hour and 30 seconds.

Thank god for Daylight Saving Time

11th joke, On November 11th 1918, a peace of people was made thinner than a piece of paper.