11th Jokes

Looking for some fun and age appropriate jokes to make your 11-year-old's birthday one to remember? Discover a selection of hilarious 11th birthday jokes that will have everyone in fits of laughter, from eighth grade geometry puns to jokes inspired by George Washington and drag queens.

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I'm unhappy with prime day

Amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st

Every day, I take the elevator to get to my office.

My office is on the 12th floor, so I always take the elevator up to the 11th floor. I would take the elevator straight to the 12th floor, but that's another story.

When i have my first child I'm going to make him read all the Harry Potter books and convince him he is also a wizard.

On his 11th birthday he will receive his hogwarts letter (written by me) and i will then take him to kings cross station and say nothing as he runs at the wall between platform 9 and 10.

I want to get married on September 11th...

That way I'll never forget my anniversary

An irishman named Sean cloned himself multiple times but just couldn't stand being around the 11th one...

There was ten Sean between them.

Did you hear that there's now an 11th commandment?

Thou shall not COVID thy neighbor's wife.

Court Hearing in Helsinki

The judge questions the culprit:
"Where have you been in the night of the 4th November to 11th February?"

11th joke, Court Hearing in Helsinki

Did you hear about the plant in Baton Rouge Louisiana thats been producing spanish food since the 11th century?

It's a bayou tapas-tree.

9/11

A man wokring at the World Trade Center calls out sick on the day of September 11th 2001. He turns on the TV and sees the news. His wife yells to him and comes down to watch it with him. "Thats terrible honey, is your boss working today." "God I hope so" he replies

My fencing trophy

I recently placed 11th at a local fencing tournament. I got a participation award.
When I came home my wife asked me if I got a trophy
I said "Sword-of"

Guy walks into a bar asking 10 shots of tequila

So the bartender asks what's the occasion. The guy replies he just had his first blow job. Bartender feels happy for the guy and says "first one is on the house". Guy replied "if 10 can't wash the taste off my mouth, I don't see how 11th would help"

You can explore 11th drag reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 11th back dad jokes. There are also 11th puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Two golfers are ready to play on the 11th tee as a funeral cortege passes by. The first player stops, doffs his cap, and bows his head as the cortege passes.

That was a really nice thing to do, the second golfer says. It's good to see there is still some respect in the world.

Well, it's only right, the first golfer replies. I was married to her for 35 years.

I'm DJ'ing my daughter's 11th bday. As DJ D. A. D. , I need to collect your best dad jokes suitable for the mic!

I'm sure she'll forgive me... eventually.... Hit me!

Why was 10 always afraid ?

Because it was between 9/11

But 7 8 9

That's leave 10 and 11

And what is the 10th and 11th letter of the alphabet?

That's the answer to this infamous question

On the 11th of March I had the longest sex of my life, 1 hour and 30 seconds.

Thank god for Daylight Saving Time

What is the most informative day of the year?

April 11th, the whole day is the 411

11th joke, What is the most informative day of the year?

Mike tyson needed to beat his trainer to move up from 11th place in a tournament.

He couldn't beat his trainer because he was in tenth.

On November 11th 1918, a peace of people was made thinner than a piece of paper.

I scheduled my wisdom tooth extraction for September 11th...

I know there's a joke in here somewhere but I can't find it. Help me out?

Uh oh! Guess what day it is! GUESS. WHAT. DAY. IT. IS.

It's September 11th.. you said you'd never forget!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 11th ball puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 11th fred piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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