The Best 7 1159 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1159 jokes. There are some 1159 asks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1159 dump puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 1159 Jokes and Puns

When I went to Heavan...

I meet with Paul the Saint. He points to a bunch of clocks behind him

Paul: These are clocks that measure how honest you are. Yours is at 12:45, meaning you have lied 45 times in your lifetime
Me: Whose that clock at 12:00 belongs to?
Paul: That's Mother Teresa's. She has been a perfect person and has never lied
Me: Then whose that one at 11:59? Is he even better than Mother Teresa?
Paul: No. That one belongs to Bill Clinton. He lied so much during his presidency, the clock almost resets to 12:00
Me: I wonder, where's Donald Trump's clock?
Paul: Trump? Its in my office. I am using it as a desk fan

You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm...

then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....

I was at the toilet at 11:59 p.m. yesterday, and the clock struck midnight.

I thought, Same shit. Different year.

My parents asked why I stood on my right leg at 11:59 PM.

Because I wanted to start the year on the right foot.

New Years dad jokes.

*11:59 on December 31st*
Every dad in the world: See you next year!!


My wife said if we start having sex at 11:58 pm December 31, 2018, then I can.....

I had to stop her right there and correct her to start the time at 11:59 and 39 seconds....

At 11:59:54 AM at NASA:

6...

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

Lunch.

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We suggest to use only working 1159 1159pm piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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