1159 Jokes

Following is our collection of year humor and asks one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 1159 puns for adults, dirty truthfully jokes or clean dump gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about 1159

When I went to Heavan...

I meet with Paul the Saint. He points to a bunch of clocks behind him

Paul: These are clocks that measure how honest you are. Yours is at 12:45, meaning you have lied 45 times in your lifetime
Me: Whose that clock at 12:00 belongs to?
Paul: That's Mother Teresa's. She has been a perfect person and has never lied
Me: Then whose that one at 11:59? Is he even better than Mother Teresa?
Paul: No. That one belongs to Bill Clinton. He lied so much during his presidency, the clock almost resets to 12:00
Me: I wonder, where's Donald Trump's clock?
Paul: Trump? Its in my office. I am using it as a desk fan

At 11:59:54 AM at NASA:

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Lunch.

My wife said if we start having sex at 11:58 pm December 31, 2018, then I can.....

I had to stop her right there and correct her to start the time at 11:59 and 39 seconds....

New Years dad jokes.

*11:59 on December 31st*
Every dad in the world: See you next year!!

My parents asked why I stood on my right leg at 11:59 PM.

Because I wanted to start the year on the right foot.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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