The Best 5 11000000 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 11000000 jokes. There are some 11000000 jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 11000000 puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 11000000 Jokes and Puns

I built a 1:1000000 model of a German submarine.

It's a pretty good µ-boat.

When a statistician passes the airport security check...

When a statistician passes the airport security check, they discover a bomb in his bag. He explains. "Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. However, the chance that there are two bombs at one plane is 1/1000000. So, I am much safer..."

When a statistician goes through airport security, they find a bomb in his bag.

He explains, "The chances that there is one bomb on a plane is 1/1000. The chance there are two bombs on a plane, is 1/1,000,000. Therefore we are much safer."

I'm super smart

I have an IQ equivalent to 1^1,000000

Trump: I want to deport 11,000,000 illegal immigrant and 2 puppies.

People: 2 puppies!? Why?
Trump: See, nobody cares about illegal immigrants.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 11000000 jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 11000000 piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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