Happy 1100 Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
Husband on second day of marriage :-
He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning"
TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia
Whoops, wrong bus.
Husband on second day of marriage...
...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.
She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said
' same feeling '
Who performed the Imperial Roman version of "Can't Touch This"?
1100 Hammer
Seller: 500$ for this parrot
Guy: 500$ HERE.
Voice in background: 1000$ HE-RE.
Seller: 1000$ going 1st..
Guy: 1100$ HERE.
Voice in background: 5000$ HE-RE.
Seller: 5000$ going twice....
Guy: 5100$ HERE.
Voice in background: 25.000 HE-RE.
Guy: 25.100 HERE.
Seller: Sold!!
Guy: I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out he can't talk!!!
Auctioneer: Dont worry he can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?
Tickets to the Kentucky derby are 1100$
If I wanted to spend 1100$ for two minutes of action, I'd hire a prostitute.
Over 11,000 people voted for Harambe
If only he got 59,353,323 more
What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?
I'd say it's fifty fifty
I got 1100011 problems
and using binary is one of them.
Why weren't the communists allowed to live in the dorms?
Because there are no parties after 11:00.
The wife texted me, "Sex starts at 11:00...
...with or without you."
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Do you know where your Children are?
In America they say "Its 11:00, do you know where your children are?"
in France they say "Its 11:00, do you know where your wife is?"
In Poland they say "Its 11:00, do you know what time it is?"
