The Best 12 1100 Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 1100 jokes. There are some 1100 poland jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1100 children puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest 1100 Jokes and Puns
Husband on second day of marriage :-
He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning"
TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia
Whoops, wrong bus.
Husband on second day of marriage...
...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.
She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said
' same feeling '
Who performed the Imperial Roman version of "Can't Touch This"?
1100 Hammer
Seller: 500$ for this parrot
Guy: 500$ HERE.
Voice in background: 1000$ HE-RE.
Seller: 1000$ going 1st..
Guy: 1100$ HERE.
Voice in background: 5000$ HE-RE.
Seller: 5000$ going twice....
Guy: 5100$ HERE.
Voice in background: 25.000 HE-RE.
Guy: 25.100 HERE.
Seller: Sold!!
Guy: I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out he can't talk!!!
Auctioneer: Dont worry he can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?
Tickets to the Kentucky derby are 1100$
If I wanted to spend 1100$ for two minutes of action, I'd hire a prostitute.
Over 11,000 people voted for Harambe
If only he got 59,353,323 more
What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?
I'd say it's fifty fifty
I got 1100011 problems
and using binary is one of them.
Why weren't the communists allowed to live in the dorms?
Because there are no parties after 11:00.
The wife texted me, "Sex starts at 11:00...
...with or without you."
You can explore 1100 bridal reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 1100 husband dad jokes. There are also 1100 puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Do you know where your Children are?
In America they say "Its 11:00, do you know where your children are?"
in France they say "Its 11:00, do you know where your wife is?"
In Poland they say "Its 11:00, do you know what time it is?"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1100 voted jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working 1100 day piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.