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  1. Why weren't the communists allowed to live in the dorms? Because there are no parties after 11:00.
  2. Tickets to the kentucky derby are 1100$ If I wanted to spend 1100$ for two minutes of action, I'd hire a p**....
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  1. TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus.
  2. Who performed the Imperial Roman version of "Can't Touch This"? 1100 Hammer
  3. What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100? I'd say it's fifty fifty
  4. What do you call a homeopath who takes only 1/100 of their prescribed pills? Suicidal
  5. On a scale from 1-100 On a scale of 1-100, how mature are you?
    I am at about 69.
  6. The wife texted me, "s**... starts at 11:00... ...with or without you."

1100 joke, The wife texted me, "s**... starts at 11:00...

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Husband on second day of marriage :-

He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning"

Husband on second day of marriage...

...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.
She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said
' same feeling '

Seller: 500$ for this parrot

Guy: 500$ HERE.
Voice in background: 1000$ HE-RE.
Seller: 1000$ going 1st..
Guy: 1100$ HERE.
Voice in background: 5000$ HE-RE.
Seller: 5000$ going twice....
Guy: 5100$ HERE.
Voice in background: 25.000 HE-RE.
Guy: 25.100 HERE.
Seller: Sold!!
Guy: I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out he can't talk!!!
Auctioneer: Dont worry he can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?

Over 11,000 people voted for Harambe

If only he got 59,353,323 more

I got 1100011 problems

and using binary is one of them.

Do you know where your Children are?

In America they say "Its 11:00, do you know where your children are?"
in France they say "Its 11:00, do you know where your wife is?"
In Poland they say "Its 11:00, do you know what time it is?"

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