1100 Jokes
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Short 1100 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 1100 humour may include short marriage jokes also.
- Why weren't the communists allowed to live in the dorms? Because there are no parties after 11:00.
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1100 One Liners
Which 1100 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 1100? I can suggest the ones about dyslexia and makeup.
- TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus.
- Who performed the Imperial Roman version of "Can't Touch This"? 1100 Hammer
- What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100? I'd say it's fifty fifty
- What do you call a homeopath who takes only 1/100 of their prescribed pills? Suicidal
- The wife texted me, "s**... starts at 11:00... ...with or without you."
Happy 1100 Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about 1100 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean artist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 1100 pranks.
Husband on second day of marriage :-
He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning"
Seller: 500$ for this parrot
Guy: 500$ HERE.
Voice in background: 1000$ HE-RE.
Seller: 1000$ going 1st..
Guy: 1100$ HERE.
Voice in background: 5000$ HE-RE.
Seller: 5000$ going twice....
Guy: 5100$ HERE.
Voice in background: 25.000 HE-RE.
Guy: 25.100 HERE.
Seller: Sold!!
Guy: I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out he can't talk!!!
Auctioneer: Dont worry he can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?
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Tickets to the kentucky derby are 1100$
If I wanted to spend 1100$ for two minutes of action, I'd hire a p**....
Over 11,000 people voted for Harambe
If only he got 59,353,323 more
I got 1100011 problems
and using binary is one of them.
Do you know where your Children are?
In America they say "Its 11:00, do you know where your children are?"
in France they say "Its 11:00, do you know where your wife is?"
In Poland they say "Its 11:00, do you know what time it is?"
There was a woman with 100 children…
There was a woman with 100 children. She lacked the creativity to name all of them so she just names them 1-100. 99 of the kids die. The only survivor is the kid named 90. 90 grows up and has kids of her own. One day, the kids find a stray dog. 90 did not want them to keep it. The kids decide to keep the dog secretly. They name the dog this so that they can say things like Let's take this outside without 90 finding out. One day, this suddenly dies in a car accident.
Only 90's kids remember this.