Witty 10yearold Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
Mummy, how was I born?
A 10-year-old girl asks her mum, Mummy, how was I born**?**
The mother smiled and replied:
Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth & I took care of it every single day.
After a while, the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months, it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.
So we took the plant, dried it, rolled it up, smoked it, and got so high that we forgot to wear a condom.
What do you do when you find a blue elephant?
Cheer him up.
(Courtesy of my 10-year-old son.)
I met up with my internet friend yesterday.
We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls.
A joke from my 10-year-old - what kind of car would a mouse or rat drive?
A Mouse-or-ratty
As a 10-year-old, I find online dating real tough.
Every person I meet ends up in jail!
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday.
Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
"It's your account, darling," mother said as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application."
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for "Name of your former bank."
After a slight hesitation, she put down: "Piggy."
Just got back from my pedicure
And I no longer find the neighbour's 10-year-old daughter attractive
What does the kale farmer say to the meat farmer?
Hi.
(Original joke from my 10-year-old son).
I hired a Princess for our 10-year-old Daughter
When the princess got here, She was wearing Lingerie, She told me she was here for Daniel. Daniel is our 20-year-old son.
