The Best 9 10yearold Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 10yearold jokes. There are some 10yearold beat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 10yearold night puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest 10yearold Jokes and Puns
Mummy, how was I born?
A 10-year-old girl asks her mum, Mummy, how was I born**?**
The mother smiled and replied:
Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth & I took care of it every single day.
After a while, the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months, it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.
So we took the plant, dried it, rolled it up, smoked it, and got so high that we forgot to wear a condom.
What do you do when you find a blue elephant?
Cheer him up.
(Courtesy of my 10-year-old son.)
I met up with my internet friend yesterday.
We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls.
A joke from my 10-year-old - what kind of car would a mouse or rat drive?
A Mouse-or-ratty
As a 10-year-old, I find online dating real tough.
Every person I meet ends up in jail!
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday.
Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
"It's your account, darling," mother said as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application."
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for "Name of your former bank."
After a slight hesitation, she put down: "Piggy."
Just got back from my pedicure
And I no longer find the neighbour's 10-year-old daughter attractive
What does the kale farmer say to the meat farmer?
Hi.
(Original joke from my 10-year-old son).
I hired a Princess for our 10-year-old Daughter
When the princess got here, She was wearing Lingerie, She told me she was here for Daniel. Daniel is our 20-year-old son.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 10yearold day jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working 10yearold smart piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.