10yearold Jokes
14 10yearold jokes and hilarious 10yearold puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 10yearold that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 10yearold Short Jokes
Short 10yearold jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 10yearold humour may include short coffee jokes also.
- What do you do when you find a blue elephant? Cheer him up.
(Courtesy of my 10-year-old son.) - I met up with my internet friend yesterday. We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls.
- A joke from my 10-year-old - what kind of car would a mouse or rat drive? A Mouse-or-ratty
- Just got back from my pedicure And I no longer find the neighbour's 10-year-old daughter attractive
- What does the kale farmer say to the meat farmer? Hi.
(Original joke from my 10-year-old son). - What kind of coin works at The cheesecake Factory. A penny.
Heard from a friend's 10-year-old son. - I hired a Princess for our 10-year-old Daughter When the princess got here, She was wearing l**..., She told me she was here for Daniel. Daniel is our 20-year-old son.
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10yearold One Liners
Which 10yearold one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 10yearold? I can suggest the ones about tomorrow and beat.
- As a 10-year-old, I find online dating real tough. Every person I meet ends up in jail!
Witty 10yearold Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about 10yearold you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smart jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 10yearold pranks.
Mummy, how was I born?
A 10-year-old girl asks her mum, Mummy, how was I born**?**
The mother smiled and replied:
Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth & I took care of it every single day.
After a while, the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months, it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.
So we took the plant, dried it, rolled it up, smoked it, and got so high that we forgot to wear a c**....
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday.
Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
"It's your account, darling," mother said as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application."
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for "Name of your former bank."
After a slight hesitation, she put down: "Piggy."
Brad and Stephanie decided..
..that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon q**... with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and ask him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.
"An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having s**...."
Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled dad asked. "Their son Charlie is standing out on the balcony too," replied the boy.
Bill,Marla and innocent son
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon q**... with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot,"he said.
"An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out.
"Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having s**...."
Mom and dad shot up in bed.
"How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon q**... with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot,"he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt is riding a new bike and the Coopers are having s**...." Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
Sunday Afternoon q**... :D
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon q**... with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot,"he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having s**...." Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.