The Best 15 10year Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 10year jokes. There are some 10year wrong jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 10year call puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest 10year Jokes and Puns
My girlfriend's father called me a pedophile just because she's 22 and I'm 36.
Completely ruined our 10-year anniversary.
I told my old classmate at our 10-year reunion that I'm a writer. "Oh yeah?" he asks. "Have you sold anything yet?"
I said, "Sure. My house, my car, and all my stuff."
My 10-year old daughter just Dad joked me.
She said she was leaving to get cigarettes and never came home.
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees...
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
After 10years a wife started to think their child looks kinda strange so she did a DNA test and found out the child is not theirs, she told her husband what she found out.
The husband replied, you don't remember do you? When we were leaving the hospital the baby pooped and you told me to go and change him so I went inside got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
As a 10-year-old, I find online dating real tough.
Every person I meet ends up in jail!
Grieving in Ireland
A 10-year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?'
The boy says 'Me ma died this morning.'
'Oh bejaysus,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?'
The boy replies, 'No tanks mister. Sex is the last thing on me mind at the moment.'
I've been telling him too many dad jokes apparently.
Wife: I was feeling sad because the sun went away.
10-year old boy: I'm right here!
#10yearchallenge
2001: Terrible at maths
2008: Great at maths
Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Soviet Union. Judge comes out of the courtroom, laughing.
- Why are you laughing?
- I've just heard a very funny joke.
- Tell me it.
- I can't, I just gave a 10-year sentence for it.
You can explore 10year writer reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 10year mind dad jokes. There are also 10year puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
TIL it's ok to tell my new neighbor family that I like kids , but not I like 10-year olds .
I know! It's confusing to you, too, right?
What do you call Fortnite but during the day?
A broken Xbox One in the trash. I thought my lying-ass 10-year old son was sick.
This girl is yelling at her boyfriend
She says you're lazy, outa shape unemployed and your a pedofile!!
Boyfriend : those are some big words for a 10year old
10-year old Peter couldn't sleep. So he went to his parents' bed room...
...and cried out in disbelief: "And it's me who has to see a psychologist, for sucking on my thumb!"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 10year sex jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working 10year side piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.