10year Jokes
17 10year jokes and hilarious 10year puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 10year that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 10year Short Jokes
Short 10year jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 10year humour may include short writer jokes also.
- I told my old classmate at our 10-year reunion that I'm a writer. "Oh yeah?" he asks. "Have you sold anything yet?" I said, "Sure. My house, my car, and all my stuff."
- My 10-year old daughter just Dad joked me. She said she was leaving to get cigarettes and never came home.
- I've been telling him too many dad jokes apparently. Wife: I was feeling sad because the sun went away.
10-year old boy: I'm right here! - Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa? Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
- Soviet Union. Judge comes out of the courtroom, laughing. - Why are you laughing?
- I've just heard a very funny joke.
- Tell me it.
- I can't, I just gave a 10-year sentence for it. - TIL it's ok to tell my new neighbor family that I like kids , but not I like 10-year olds . I know! It's confusing to you, too, right?
- This girl is yelling at her boyfriend She says you're lazy, outa shape unemployed and your a pedofile!!
Boyfriend : those are some big words for a 10year old - What do you call Fortnite but during the day? A broken Xbox One in the trash. I thought my lying-a**... 10-year old son was sick.
- 10-year old Peter couldn't sleep. So he went to his parents' bed room... ...and cried out in disbelief: "And it's me who has to see a psychologist, for s**... on my thumb!"
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10year One Liners
Which 10year one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 10year? I can suggest the ones about mind and poor.
- From a 10year old: What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaaay
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty 10year Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about 10year you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reunion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 10year pranks.
After 10years a wife started to think their child looks kinda strange so she did a DNA test and found out the child is not theirs, she told her husband what she found out.
The husband replied, you don't remember do you? When we were leaving the hospital the baby pooped and you told me to go and change him so I went inside got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees...
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
As a 10-year-old, I find online dating real tough.
Every person I meet ends up in jail!
Grieving in Ireland
A 10-year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?'
The boy says 'Me ma died this morning.'
'Oh bejaysus,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?'
The boy replies, 'No tanks mister. s**... is the last thing on me mind at the moment.'
#10yearchallenge
2001: Terrible at maths
2008: Great at maths
10-year old Little Johnny brings Suzy home from school . . .
He says, "Mom, Suzy and I want to get married."
His Mom thinks it's adorable, so she asks with fake concern, "But Johnny, where will you live?"
He says, "Well, we thought about that and my room is bigger than hers, so we'll probably live in my room."
"But Johnny, what will you do for money?" the mother asked grinning.
"Well, I get $5.00 a week allowance, and Suzy gets $3.50, and I think we can get by on that."
The mother asks slyly, "But what if you have children? How will you buy diapers?"
Little Johnny shrugs, "Well, we've been lucky so far . . ."
