Completely ruined our 10-year anniversary.
I said, "Sure. My house, my car, and all my stuff."
She said she was leaving to get cigarettes and never came home.
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
He says, "Mom, Suzy and I want to get married."
His Mom thinks it's adorable, so she asks with fake concern, "But Johnny, where will you live?"
He says, "Well, we thought about that and my room is bigger than hers, so we'll probably live in my room."
"But Johnny, what will you do for money?" the mother asked grinning.
"Well, I get $5.00 a week allowance, and Suzy gets $3.50, and I think we can get by on that."
The mother asks slyly, "But what if you have children? How will you buy diapers?"
Little Johnny shrugs, "Well, we've been lucky so far . . ."
Every person I meet ends up in jail!
A 10-year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?'
The boy says 'Me ma died this morning.'
'Oh bejaysus,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?'
The boy replies, 'No tanks mister. Sex is the last thing on me mind at the moment.'
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied,
"Those are for married men…
One for January, one for February, one For March......."
Wife: I was feeling sad because the sun went away.
10-year old boy: I'm right here!
A ten-year-old boy goes up to his mother one day and asks her "Mother, how old are you?" and she responds "It's not polite to ask a woman her age." The next day he goes up to her again and asks "Mother, how much do you weigh", and she responds "It's not polite to ask a woman her weight." Then the next day he asks her again, "Mother, why are you divorced?" and she says "Son, you're too young. When we're older, we'll discuss it.
The next day, the boy approaches his mother again, and this time tells her, "Mother, I've found your driver's license, and it gives me all the answers. It says that you're 35 years old, you weigh 190 pounds, and in sex, you got an F!"
2001: Terrible at maths
2008: Great at maths
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
- Why are you laughing?
- I've just heard a very funny joke.
- Tell me it.
- I can't, I just gave a 10-year sentence for it.
I know! It's confusing to you, too, right?
A broken Xbox One in the trash. I thought my lying-ass 10-year old son was sick.
She says you're lazy, outa shape unemployed and your a pedofile!!
Boyfriend : those are some big words for a 10year old
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