Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty 10year Jokes with Friends.
I told my old classmate at our 10-year reunion that I'm a writer. "Oh yeah?" he asks. "Have you sold anything yet?"
I said, "Sure. My house, my car, and all my stuff."
After 10years a wife started to think their child looks kinda strange so she did a DNA test and found out the child is not theirs, she told her husband what she found out.
The husband replied, you don't remember do you? When we were leaving the hospital the baby pooped and you told me to go and change him so I went inside got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
My 10-year old daughter just Dad joked me.
She said she was leaving to get cigarettes and never came home.
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees...
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
As a 10-year-old, I find online dating real tough.
Every person I meet ends up in jail!
Grieving in Ireland
A 10-year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?'
The boy says 'Me ma died this morning.'
'Oh bejaysus,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?'
The boy replies, 'No tanks mister. s**... is the last thing on me mind at the moment.'
I've been telling him too many dad jokes apparently.
Wife: I was feeling sad because the sun went away.
10-year old boy: I'm right here!
#10yearchallenge
2001: Terrible at maths
2008: Great at maths
Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
From a 10year old: What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaaaaaay
Soviet Union. Judge comes out of the courtroom, laughing.
- Why are you laughing?
- I've just heard a very funny joke.
- Tell me it.
- I can't, I just gave a 10-year sentence for it.
You can explore 10year writer reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 10year mind dad jokes. There are also 10year puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
TIL it's ok to tell my new neighbor family that I like kids , but not I like 10-year olds .
I know! It's confusing to you, too, right?
What do you call Fortnite but during the day?
A broken Xbox One in the trash. I thought my lying-a**... 10-year old son was sick.
This girl is yelling at her boyfriend
She says you're lazy, outa shape unemployed and your a pedofile!!
Boyfriend : those are some big words for a 10year old
10-year old Peter couldn't sleep. So he went to his parents' bed room...
...and cried out in disbelief: "And it's me who has to see a psychologist, for s**... on my thumb!"
