10th Jokes
83 10th jokes and hilarious 10th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 10th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for the perfect joke to tell on October 10th, your 10th birthday, 10th anniversary, or 10th grade? Check out this collection of 10th jokes for every occasion! Whether it's silly sixth jokes or clever fifths jokes, we've got something to make everyone laugh - even the cream of the crop!
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Funniest 10th Short Jokes
Short 10th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 10th humour may include short sixth jokes also.
- What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key!
This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry. - My girlfriend's parents called me a disgusting creep just because I am 36 and she is 24 What a horrible thing to say on our son's 10th birthday party.
- George Bush started cracking a 9/11 joke, but one of his advisors whispered, Too soon. It was September 10th.
- Oldest known British Joke from 10th century AD. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
A key - I'm 40 and my girlfriend is 20. We were at a bar tonight and people kept giving us dirty looks. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary.
- Not so funny short joke What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
- eBay Looks like it will be a good Christmas. I sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 10th time.
- 9 out of 10 doctors recommend not getting stuck in traffic Because the 10th one is still stuck in traffic.
- Women need to work on relationships more This is the 10th time I've been told, "it has nothing to do with you, it's me"....
- I'm 31 and my girlfriend is 19. People make bad comments about it all the time and this is crazy Btw we are celebrating our 10th anniversary next week
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10th One Liners
Which 10th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 10th? I can suggest the ones about cream and seventh.
- The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called.... fast 10 Your Seat Belt.
- 9/10 Asians have cataracts The 10th one has a Mercedes
- Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!
- Did you hear about the vegan that jumped from the 10th floor? He turned into a vegetable.
- I took my wife to China for our 10th anniversary. I'm picking her up on our 20th
- What do you call a 10th grader that's into Chemistry? A Sophmole.
- 9/10 People like bullying The 10th gets bullyed
- My dad just won his 10th consecutive pickle eating contest Ya, he's kind of a big dill.
- The 10th letter of the alphabet listened to some really bad music. That's what made J low
- When I failed biology in 10th , I never knew one day it would fail me
- Happy 10th birthday to your dating profile pic.
- President Bush's speech on the 10th Anniversary of Katrina Brownie did a heck of a job!
- What do you call a vacation on September 10th? A nine-tenirary
- February 10th should be National f**... Day. Because it's 2/10.
10th Anniversary Jokes
Here is a list of funny 10th anniversary jokes and even better 10th anniversary puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- For our 10th wedding anniversary, my wife wanted me to surprise her. But when i introduced her to my mistress, she got very angry.
There really is no pleasing some people. - At an awards function I asked a guest to give a shoutout to my magazine on its 10th anniversary. He looked at the camera, shouted out my magazine's name really loudly & walked away.
10th Birthday Jokes
Here is a list of funny 10th birthday jokes and even better 10th birthday puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Happy 65th birthday to Howard Stern ...And happy 20th to his hair, happy 30th to his legs, and happy 10th to his new teeth.
9th 10th Jokes
Here is a list of funny 9th 10th jokes and even better 9th 10th puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Never make a mistake of telling a Punjabi.... "The Force is within you", he might think you are refering to the 9th or 10th glass of whisky.
- How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor? It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
October 10th Jokes
Here is a list of funny october 10th jokes and even better october 10th puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Me: You're today's date She: What?
Me: You're a solid 11/11
She: What kind of a rating scale is out of 11?
Me: I... I had cold feet on 10th October
Amusing 10th Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about 10th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean 10th anniversary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 10th pranks.
Arrows & Targets
A boy gets a bow & arrow for his 10th birthday. He walks outside and starts shooting his arrows. Later his father walks in on him and exclaims, "Wow each of these arrows landed in a target great job! Lets go out for ice cream!" So his father and he go out for the ice cream after it's finished his father asks, "how did you do it?" Then the son says, "It wasn't hard. I just shot arrows and drew circles around them."
A very elderly couple...
A very elderly couple is having their 75th wedding anniversary. The man said to his wife "Dear there is something that i must ask you. It has always bothered me that our 10th child has never looked quite like the rest. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer could not take all of that away. But, I must know did he have a different father?" The wife drops her head unable to look her husband in the eye and then confessed. "Yes he did." The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife had said had hit him harder than he expected. With a tear in his eye he asks "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?" Again the woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally she says to her husband, "You."
10 Blondes and a Puzzle Box
One blonde walked into a tavern one day and asked for a table that will sit 10 and a for a pint. She received her beer and a table that would sit 10. Later 2 more blondes walked in and ask for a pint a piece and sat by the blonde from before. More and more blondes came in until 9 sat at the table. The 10th one walked in with child's puzzle box with a huge grin. She asked for a pint, walked to the table and slammed the box into the center of the table. All 10 blondes began to drink hard and chant "51 days!!" The other customers became mad and asked the barkeep to stop their chanting. The barkeep walked up to the blonde that brought the puzzle box and asked, "Before I kick you out, tell me one thing, why are you chanting?" The blonde grinned and said, "Well us blondes have be racially descriminated for so long that my friends and I decided to prove everyone wrong. This puzzle box says 2-4 years and we solved it in 51 days!!"
A husband and wife...
A husband and wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary. The husband surprises her and takes her on a vacation to a tropical island, far away. Getting excited the wife says, "If this is for our 10th anniversary then what are you planning for our 25th?" The husband says back, "I'll send over a jet to pick you up."
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So I went to the bar with my wife and...
people were calling me "freak" and "p**..." because I'm 29 and she's 18.
Really ruined our 10th anniversary.
It was Frank and Diane's 10th wedding anniversary...
...and Diane told Frank that if there wasn't something sitting in the driveway that goes from 0-60 in 3 seconds when she got home from work, she would file for divorce. When Diane arrived home from work, she saw a box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she got out of her car and opened it only to find a scale. Frank has been missing since Friday.
An interview with a fisherman.
After winning his 10th Masters Tournament Bill Bingly was being interviewed by ESPN. When asked about his secret to success, he responded with
"The best fish respond best to the best bait. I make my own bait at home and for the first time, I am willing to sell my bait to other fisherman. I can only make so much so, I will only be selling to the minor league fisherman. I will also be holding a seminar next week to teach my techniques to those very same fisherman. Maybe one day, they can join the Masters league like myself."
After running the story, headlines read: "Master Baiter to Teach and Sell to Minors."
[Remembering] Today is the 10th anniversary of the passing of Mitch Hedberg
Share some of your favorite Hedberg lines! Personally, I quote these ones the most:
"I have not slept for ten days because that would be too long."
"I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to, too!"
I hope you all had a wonderful Mother's Day today.
Just kidding, here's a reminder it's on May 10th.
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Chinese anniversary
A Chinese couple is celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary. The husband says, "Since this is such a special night for us, I'll make love to you however you'd like." The wife replies, "Oh, all my friends tell me they love 69! Let's do 69 tonight!" The husband says, "You want to make love with sweet & sour pork??"
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I'm 35 and I was out to eat with my 18 year old girlfriend.
Everyone was giving us dirty looks. Eventually I got up and yelled at everyone "you are all ruining out 10th anniversary."
My wife kept using the word "hafta"
She would keep telling me, "I hafta watch my weight! Otherwise I might get fat."
After the 10th time I said, " Honey, you keep saying it wrong. It's, I hafta watch my weight otherwise I might get fatter."
Every year there's a teacher I hate.
The past three years it's been my 10th grade teacher.
A nun decides to dye her worn out clothes
A nun decided that it was much cheaper to just dye the colour back into her worn out clothes instead of buying new clothes. Every year, the nun would go to a nearby dye shop to dye her clothes and hang them to dry.
When she returned to the store for the 10th time, she dyed and hung her clothes. When she came back to get her clothes, they were stiff and uncomfortable. She complained to the store manager and asked why that happened to her clothes.
The store manager replied: "Well madam, old habits dye hard"
Two guys are delivering a piano...
.... on the 10th floor of a walk-up building. On the 9th floor they rest for one final time.
Guy in the front: "Dude, I got good news and bad news"
Guy in the back: "Tell me the bad news first."
Guy in the front: "We're in the wrong building."
Guy in the back: "And the good news?"
Guy in the front: "We only have one more floor to go."
My friends and I have one rule at the poker table - "No Magicians"
After the 10th time someone made our money disappear we had to crack down
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After getting divorced,
I met a g**... a first date
Girl: where were you before?
Me: i was in jail, i just came out after doing 10 years.
Girl: why? What crime did you commit?
Me: I committed a marriage.
** today is my 10th anniversary and i just created this joke**
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How Many Germans Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Two. One cause he's efficient and has no sense of humor. And the other to repost this joke for the 10th time
That's the 10th cavity search I've preformed on a minor just today!
Busy day for a dentist!
A co-worker invited me to her home for my 10th company anniversary.
She asked me to wait and went into her bedroom. When she called me in, the entire department was there and sang "He's a jolly good fellow." Boy, I'd have been totally off my socks if that wasn't the only thing I still had on.
Why was 10 always afraid ?
Because it was between 9/11
But 7 8 9
That's leave 10 and 11
And what is the 10th and 11th letter of the alphabet?
That's the answer to this infamous question
A new boy has just enrolled at school and the teacher remarked on his unusual name, Aday.
I've never heard that name before, she said
My father thought of it, said the boy.
I was the 10th kid in our family, and when I was born, Dad said: 'For cryin' our loud, let's call it a day!'
A husband and wife decide to relive their first date on their 10th anniversary.
They come to the fence that they first made love up against. The man looks at his wife "For old time's sake?" She nods and they begin to make love.
He pushes her up against the fence and says "You're even tighter than when we first started to date!"
She replies "The fence wasn't electric 10 years ago."
Reminiscing on our anniversary
My wife and I just had our 10th anniversary. We had some friends over to celebrate with and they asked us to talk about how we met. On our first 8 dates we just went out to different restaurants, but the next time we got tickets to see the premiere of The Dark Knight.
So I guess we could summarize our dating history as dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!
9 of 10 doctors agree good things come to those who wait
The 10th doctor needs more patients though.
Sir you've been in a coma since September 10th 2001
Oh I can't wait to see the twin towers!
There was a computers and technology fair on the 10th of September...
I arrived at the venue but they all looked at me confused. They told me the fair was 8 days ago. Ridiculous!
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I had s**... with my 10th grade English teacher.
So what if it took 36 years and required me to become a mortician.
What's the difference between BOOM! Aaaaargh! and Aaaaargh! Boom! ?
Whether you're falling from the 1st or the 10th floor.
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My girlfriend (18F) and I (35M) were trying to have a nice dinner, but her parents kept calling me things like "p**..." and other names
It really ruined our 10th anniversary
Th couple with 10 kids.
A husband and wife had 9 kids and just recently had their 10th.
However the 10th child looked strangely different to the rest and this made the father suspicious of unfaithfulness on his wife's behalf.
So one day he sat his wife down and demanded she tell him who the father is.
The wife, a little overwhelmed by the confrontation gave it up pretty easy. She said: "Okay, okay, ... it's you".
10 pins were crossing a railway track. Suddenly they saw a train approaching them. 9 pins were able to cross. But the 10th pin couldn't make it and the train went over it. But nothing happened to that pin. Why?
Because it was a safety pin!
9/10 doctors agree....
That depression is rampant in doctors. The 10th one killed himself.
Wife to husband on their son's 10th birthday: Honey, Kevin still doesn't look like either of us. Why is that?
Husband: Of course he doesn't! Don't you remember when we were leaving the hospital and he had soiled his diaper? You told me to go change him. And I did!
