10th Jokes

103 10th jokes and hilarious 10th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 10th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for the perfect joke to tell on October 10th, your 10th birthday, 10th anniversary, or 10th grade? Check out this collection of 10th jokes for every occasion! Whether it's silly sixth jokes or clever fifths jokes, we've got something to make everyone laugh - even the cream of the crop!

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Funniest 10th Short Jokes

Short 10th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 10th humour may include short sixth jokes also.

  1. I hate that September, October, November, and December are somehow the 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th months of the calendar year Whoever messed that up ought to be stabbed
  2. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key!
    This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry.
  3. My girlfriend's parents called me a disgusting creep just because I am 36 and she is 24 What a horrible thing to say on our son's 10th birthday party.
  4. George Bush started cracking a 9/11 joke, but one of his advisors whispered, Too soon. It was September 10th.
  5. What's the difference between falling in the 10th and 1st floor of a building? In the 10th floor you go:
    In the 1st floor you go:
  6. What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called? Fast10
    Your seat belts
  7. Oldest known British Joke from 10th century AD. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
    A key
  8. I'm 40 and my girlfriend is 20. We were at a bar tonight and people kept giving us dirty looks. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary.
  9. Not so funny short joke What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
  10. eBay Looks like it will be a good Christmas. I sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 10th time.

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10th One Liners

Which 10th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 10th? I can suggest the ones about cream and seventh.

  1. The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called.... fast 10 Your Seat Belt.
  2. 9 out of 10 Chinese Doctor Have Cataracts... the 10th drives a Rincoln
  3. 9/10 Asians have cataracts The 10th one has a Mercedes
  4. October 10th was such a great day 10/10
  5. Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!
  6. Who won the Tour de France on May 10th, 1940? The 7th Panzerdivision
  7. Did you hear about the vegan that jumped from the 10th floor? He turned into a vegetable.
  8. I took my wife to China for our 10th anniversary. I'm picking her up on our 20th
  9. What do you call a 10th grader that's into Chemistry? A Sophmole.
  10. 9/10 People like bullying The 10th gets bullyed
  11. My dad just won his 10th consecutive pickle eating contest Ya, he's kind of a big dill.
  12. The 10th letter of the alphabet listened to some really bad music. That's what made J low
  13. When I failed biology in 10th , I never knew one day it would fail me
  14. Happy 10th birthday to your dating profile pic.
  15. President Bush's speech on the 10th Anniversary of Katrina Brownie did a heck of a job!

10th Anniversary Jokes

Here is a list of funny 10th anniversary jokes and even better 10th anniversary puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night Locals were shouting "pehopile" and other names at me,just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
    It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
  • I walked past the pub the other day with my girlfriend, and they wouldn't stop calling me a paodophile just cause I'm 30 and she's 20 They completely ruined our 10th anniversary.
  • I have bought my wife a fridge for our 10th Anniversary. I can't wait to see her little face light up when she opens it.
  • My wife and I have been happily married for 7 years. And today happens to be our 10th Anniversary!
  • I'm 31 and my girlfriend is 19. People make bad comments about it all the time and this is crazy Btw we are celebrating our 10th anniversary next week
  • I'm 35 and I was out to eat with my 18 year old girlfriend. Everyone was giving us dirty looks. Eventually I got up and yelled at everyone "you are all ruining out 10th anniversary."
  • For our 10th wedding anniversary, my wife wanted me to surprise her. But when i introduced her to my mistress, she got very angry.
    There really is no pleasing some people.
  • At an awards function I asked a guest to give a shoutout to my magazine on its 10th anniversary. He looked at the camera, shouted out my magazine's name really loudly & walked away.
  • So I went to the bar with my wife and... people were calling me "freak" and "p**..." because I'm 29 and she's 18.
    Really ruined our 10th anniversary.
  • My girlfriend (18F) and I (35M) were trying to have a nice dinner, but her parents kept calling me things like "p**..." and other names It really ruined our 10th anniversary

10th Birthday Jokes

Here is a list of funny 10th birthday jokes and even better 10th birthday puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Happy 65th birthday to Howard Stern ...And happy 20th to his hair, happy 30th to his legs, and happy 10th to his new teeth.
10th joke, Happy 65th birthday to Howard Stern

9th 10th Jokes

Here is a list of funny 9th 10th jokes and even better 9th 10th puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Never make a mistake of telling a Punjabi.... "The Force is within you", he might think you are refering to the 9th or 10th glass of whisky.
  • How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor? It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

October 10th Jokes

Here is a list of funny october 10th jokes and even better october 10th puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Me: You're today's date She: What?
    Me: You're a solid 11/11
    She: What kind of a rating scale is out of 11?
    Me: I... I had cold feet on 10th October
10th joke, Me: You're today's date

Amusing 10th Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about 10th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean 10th anniversary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 10th pranks.

Arrows & Targets

A boy gets a bow & arrow for his 10th birthday. He walks outside and starts shooting his arrows. Later his father walks in on him and exclaims, "Wow each of these arrows landed in a target great job! Lets go out for ice cream!" So his father and he go out for the ice cream after it's finished his father asks, "how did you do it?" Then the son says, "It wasn't hard. I just shot arrows and drew circles around them."

A husband and wife...

A husband and wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary. The husband surprises her and takes her on a vacation to a tropical island, far away. Getting excited the wife says, "If this is for our 10th anniversary then what are you planning for our 25th?" The husband says back, "I'll send over a jet to pick you up."

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.
This is actually a really old joke. From the time that people had keyrings that hung from their waist. It was traced to Anglo Saxxon times (10th century).

[Remembering] Today is the 10th anniversary of the passing of Mitch Hedberg

Share some of your favorite Hedberg lines! Personally, I quote these ones the most:
"I have not slept for ten days because that would be too long."
"I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to, too!"

I hope you all had a wonderful Mother's Day today.

Just kidding, here's a reminder it's on May 10th.

Chinese anniversary

A Chinese couple is celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary. The husband says, "Since this is such a special night for us, I'll make love to you however you'd like." The wife replies, "Oh, all my friends tell me they love 69! Let's do 69 tonight!" The husband says, "You want to make love with sweet & sour pork??"

My gym buddy and I were doing situps when he decided that he wanted to add some extra weight on his chest.

So I said "Your mother tried to love you but you never met any of her expectarions. You are such a disappointment and is probably the reason why your father left you on your 10th birthday".
Apparently it was a little too heavy.

Women need to work on relationships more

This is the 10th time I've been told, "it has nothing to do with you, it's me"....

My wife kept using the word "hafta"

She would keep telling me, "I hafta watch my weight! Otherwise I might get fat."
After the 10th time I said, " Honey, you keep saying it wrong. It's, I hafta watch my weight otherwise I might get fatter."

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make
10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH *BOOM* "
1st floor " *BOOM* AHHHHHHHHHH "

9/10 people enjoy gang r**...

And the 10th? Well... It's not r**... if she's enjoying it

Two guys are delivering a piano...

.... on the 10th floor of a walk-up building. On the 9th floor they rest for one final time.
Guy in the front: "Dude, I got good news and bad news"
Guy in the back: "Tell me the bad news first."
Guy in the front: "We're in the wrong building."
Guy in the back: "And the good news?"
Guy in the front: "We only have one more floor to go."

February 10th should be National f**... Day.

Because it's 2/10.

My friends and I have one rule at the poker table - "No Magicians"

After the 10th time someone made our money disappear we had to crack down

After getting divorced,

I met a g**... a first date
Girl: where were you before?
Me: i was in jail, i just came out after doing 10 years.
Girl: why? What crime did you commit?
Me: I committed a marriage.
** today is my 10th anniversary and i just created this joke**

What would they call the 10th installment in the Fast and Furious Series?

-Fast 10 Your Seatbelts
-Fast 10 Furious

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke a hole which it has poked before?

A key.
Fun fact: This joke was invented by the Anglo Saxon s in the 10th century. Oldest British joke ever.

What's the difference between falling from the first floor and falling from the 10th floor?

First floor: Thump! ...Aaaaaaah!!
Tenth floor: Aaaaaaah!! ...Thump!

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole it has often poked before?

**A key**.
*Not OC. Rumored to be first joke recorded in 10th century A.D.*

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the b**... face of the Anglo-Saxons

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
Answer: A key.

How Many Germans Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Two. One cause he's efficient and has no sense of humor. And the other to repost this joke for the 10th time

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and the 10th floor?

The former goes "Splat.....Ahhh!" and the latter goes "Ahhhhhhhh...........Splat!"

That's the 10th cavity search I've preformed on a minor just today!

Busy day for a dentist!

A co-worker invited me to her home for my 10th company anniversary.

She asked me to wait and went into her bedroom. When she called me in, the entire department was there and sang "He's a jolly good fellow." Boy, I'd have been totally off my socks if that wasn't the only thing I still had on.

Why was 10 always afraid ?

Because it was between 9/11
But 7 8 9
That's leave 10 and 11
And what is the 10th and 11th letter of the alphabet?
That's the answer to this infamous question

A new boy has just enrolled at school and the teacher remarked on his unusual name, Aday.

I've never heard that name before, she said
My father thought of it, said the boy.
I was the 10th kid in our family, and when I was born, Dad said: 'For cryin' our loud, let's call it a day!'

A husband and wife decide to relive their first date on their 10th anniversary.

They come to the fence that they first made love up against. The man looks at his wife "For old time's sake?" She nods and they begin to make love. 
He pushes her up against the fence and says "You're even tighter than when we first started to date!" 
She replies "The fence wasn't electric 10 years ago."

Reminiscing on our anniversary

My wife and I just had our 10th anniversary. We had some friends over to celebrate with and they asked us to talk about how we met. On our first 8 dates we just went out to different restaurants, but the next time we got tickets to see the premiere of The Dark Knight.
So I guess we could summarize our dating history as dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!

9 of 10 doctors agree good things come to those who wait

The 10th doctor needs more patients though.

There was a computers and technology fair on the 10th of September...

I arrived at the venue but they all looked at me confused. They told me the fair was 8 days ago. Ridiculous!

Th couple with 10 kids.

A husband and wife had 9 kids and just recently had their 10th.
However the 10th child looked strangely different to the rest and this made the father suspicious of unfaithfulness on his wife's behalf.
So one day he sat his wife down and demanded she tell him who the father is.
The wife, a little overwhelmed by the confrontation gave it up pretty easy. She said: "Okay, okay, ... it's you".

10 pins were crossing a railway track. Suddenly they saw a train approaching them. 9 pins were able to cross. But the 10th pin couldn't make it and the train went over it. But nothing happened to that pin. Why?

Because it was a safety pin!

9/10 doctors agree....

That depression is rampant in doctors. The 10th one killed himself.

So, a dog walks into a telegraph office...

...he tells the telegraph operator that he'd like to send a telegram that says, "Woof, woof, woof...woof, woof, woof, woof." The operator says, "I noticed you have 9 words. You can include a 10th "Woof" at no extra charge. And, the dog looks at him and says, "Why? That wouldn't make any sense."

What's the difference between a person falling off 10th floor and 1st floor of a building?

The person falling of the 10th floor would sound like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *THUD*
The person falling of the 1st floor would sound like *THUD* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

World's oldest joke found in a 10th century book of anglo-saxon poetry :

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that's it's often poked before?
A key....

Difference between falling from 1st and 10th floor

1st floor : Thud.....Silence......Shriek
10th floor : Shriek......Thud...Silence

9 out of 10 doctors recommend not getting stuck in traffic

Because the 10th one is still stuck in traffic.

Did you know they're gonna release the 10th Fast and Furious movie already?

It's called Fast10 your seatbelts.

I'm in an age gap relationship.

I'm 40, she's 19.

Anyway, we went out for a meal, as soon as we walked in the restaurant people shot me dirty looks, then the whispering started "nonce", "pervert" "paedo.

My girlfriend got upset and we left.

Completely spoilt our 10th anniversary.

Wife to husband on their son's 10th birthday: Honey, Kevin still doesn't look like either of us. Why is that?

Husband: Of course he doesn't! Don't you remember when we were leaving the hospital and he had soiled his diaper? You told me to go change him. And I did!

10th joke, Wife to husband on their son's 10th birthday: Honey, Kevin still doesn't look like either of us. Why

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