Amusing 10th Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
Arrows & Targets
A boy gets a bow & arrow for his 10th birthday. He walks outside and starts shooting his arrows. Later his father walks in on him and exclaims, "Wow each of these arrows landed in a target great job! Lets go out for ice cream!" So his father and he go out for the ice cream after it's finished his father asks, "how did you do it?" Then the son says, "It wasn't hard. I just shot arrows and drew circles around them."
Not so funny short joke
What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
A husband and wife...
A husband and wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary. The husband surprises her and takes her on a vacation to a tropical island, far away. Getting excited the wife says, "If this is for our 10th anniversary then what are you planning for our 25th?" The husband says back, "I'll send over a jet to pick you up."
So I went to the bar with my wife and...
people were calling me "freak" and "p**..." because I'm 29 and she's 18.
Really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
A key.
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This is actually a really old joke. From the time that people had keyrings that hung from their waist. It was traced to Anglo Saxxon times (10th century).
[Remembering] Today is the 10th anniversary of the passing of Mitch Hedberg
Share some of your favorite Hedberg lines! Personally, I quote these ones the most:
"I have not slept for ten days because that would be too long."
"I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to, too!"
I took my wife to China for our 10th anniversary.
I'm picking her up on our 20th
I'm 40 and my girlfriend is 20. We were at a bar tonight and people kept giving us dirty looks.
Totally ruined our 10th anniversary.
Chinese anniversary
A Chinese couple is celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary. The husband says, "Since this is such a special night for us, I'll make love to you however you'd like." The wife replies, "Oh, all my friends tell me they love 69! Let's do 69 tonight!" The husband says, "You want to make love with sweet & sour pork??"
My gym buddy and I were doing situps when he decided that he wanted to add some extra weight on his chest.
So I said "Your mother tried to love you but you never met any of her expectarions. You are such a disappointment and is probably the reason why your father left you on your 10th birthday".
Apparently it was a little too heavy.
Is your birthday the 10th of October?
Because you look like a 10/10!
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Oldest known British Joke from 10th century AD.
What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
A key
I walked past the pub the other day with my girlfriend, and they wouldn't stop calling me a paodophile just cause I'm 30 and she's 20
They completely ruined our 10th anniversary.
Women need to work on relationships more
This is the 10th time I've been told, "it has nothing to do with you, it's me"....
October 10th was such a great day
10/10
9 out of 10 Chinese Doctor Have Cataracts...
the 10th drives a Rincoln
Two guys are delivering a piano...
.... on the 10th floor of a walk-up building. On the 9th floor they rest for one final time.
Guy in the front: "Dude, I got good news and bad news"
Guy in the back: "Tell me the bad news first."
Guy in the front: "We're in the wrong building."
Guy in the back: "And the good news?"
Guy in the front: "We only have one more floor to go."
February 10th should be National f**... Day.
Because it's 2/10.
What would they call the 10th installment in the Fast and Furious Series?
-Fast 10 Your Seatbelts
-Fast 10 Furious
Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night
Locals were shouting "pehopile" and other names at me,just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
What's the difference between falling from the first floor and falling from the 10th floor?
First floor: Thump! ...Aaaaaaah!!
Tenth floor: Aaaaaaah!! ...Thump!
My girlfriend's parents called me a disgusting creep just because I am 36 and she is 24
What a horrible thing to say on our son's 10th birthday party.
What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole it has often poked before?
**A key**.
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*Not OC. Rumored to be first joke recorded in 10th century A.D.*
The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the b**... face of the Anglo-Saxons
What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
Answer: A key.
What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
A key!
This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry.
What's the difference between falling from the 1st and the 10th floor?
The former goes "Splat.....Ahhh!" and the latter goes "Ahhhhhhhh...........Splat!"
That's the 10th cavity search I've preformed on a minor just today!
Busy day for a dentist!
A co-worker invited me to her home for my 10th company anniversary.
She asked me to wait and went into her bedroom. When she called me in, the entire department was there and sang "He's a jolly good fellow." Boy, I'd have been totally off my socks if that wasn't the only thing I still had on.
9/10 Asians have cataracts
The 10th one has a Mercedes
My wife and I have been happily married for 7 years.
And today happens to be our 10th Anniversary!
A new boy has just enrolled at school and the teacher remarked on his unusual name, Aday.
I've never heard that name before, she said
My father thought of it, said the boy.
I was the 10th kid in our family, and when I was born, Dad said: 'For cryin' our loud, let's call it a day!'
A husband and wife decide to relive their first date on their 10th anniversary.
They come to the fence that they first made love up against. The man looks at his wife "For old time's sake?" She nods and they begin to make love.
He pushes her up against the fence and says "You're even tighter than when we first started to date!"
She replies "The fence wasn't electric 10 years ago."
Did you hear about the vegan that jumped from the 10th floor?
He turned into a vegetable.
Reminiscing on our anniversary
My wife and I just had our 10th anniversary. We had some friends over to celebrate with and they asked us to talk about how we met. On our first 8 dates we just went out to different restaurants, but the next time we got tickets to see the premiere of The Dark Knight.
So I guess we could summarize our dating history as dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!
9 of 10 doctors agree good things come to those who wait
The 10th doctor needs more patients though.
I'm 31 and my girlfriend is 19. People make bad comments about it all the time and this is crazy
Btw we are celebrating our 10th anniversary next week
10 pins were crossing a railway track. Suddenly they saw a train approaching them. 9 pins were able to cross. But the 10th pin couldn't make it and the train went over it. But nothing happened to that pin. Why?
Because it was a safety pin!
So, a dog walks into a telegraph office...
...he tells the telegraph operator that he'd like to send a telegram that says, "Woof, woof, woof...woof, woof, woof, woof." The operator says, "I noticed you have 9 words. You can include a 10th "Woof" at no extra charge. And, the dog looks at him and says, "Why? That wouldn't make any sense."
What's the difference between a person falling off 10th floor and 1st floor of a building?
The person falling of the 10th floor would sound like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *THUD*
The person falling of the 1st floor would sound like *THUD* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called....
Fast 10 Your Seat Belt.
What's the difference between falling in the 10th and 1st floor of a building?
In the 10th floor you go:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH \*thud\*
In the 1st floor you go:
\*thud\* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
George Bush started cracking a 9/11 joke, but one of his advisors whispered, Too soon.
It was September 10th.
World's oldest joke found in a 10th century book of anglo-saxon poetry :
What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that's it's often poked before?
A key....
Difference between falling from 1st and 10th floor
1st floor : Thud.....Silence......Shriek
10th floor : Shriek......Thud...Silence
What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called?
Fast10
Your seat belts
I have bought my wife a fridge for our 10th Anniversary.
I can't wait to see her little face light up when she opens it.
Who won the Tour de France on May 10th, 1940?
The 7th Panzerdivision
9 out of 10 doctors recommend not getting stuck in traffic
Because the 10th one is still stuck in traffic.
Did you know they're gonna release the 10th Fast and Furious movie already?
It's called Fast10 your seatbelts.
I'm in an age gap relationship.
I'm 40, she's 19.
Anyway, we went out for a meal, as soon as we walked in the restaurant people shot me dirty looks, then the whispering started "nonce", "pervert" "paedo.
My girlfriend got upset and we left.
Completely spoilt our 10th anniversary.
eBay
Looks like it will be a good Christmas. I sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 10th time.
I hate that September, October, November, and December are somehow the 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th months of the calendar year
Whoever messed that up ought to be stabbed
Wife to husband on their son's 10th birthday: Honey, Kevin still doesn't look like either of us. Why is that?
Husband: Of course he doesn't! Don't you remember when we were leaving the hospital and he had soiled his diaper? You told me to go change him. And I did!
