The Best 50 10th Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest 10th Jokes and Puns

Arrows & Targets

A boy gets a bow & arrow for his 10th birthday. He walks outside and starts shooting his arrows. Later his father walks in on him and exclaims, "Wow each of these arrows landed in a target great job! Lets go out for ice cream!" So his father and he go out for the ice cream after it's finished his father asks, "how did you do it?" Then the son says, "It wasn't hard. I just shot arrows and drew circles around them."

Everyone called me a pedophile

My girlfriend and I walked into a local bar last night and everyone started calling me a pedophile and a criminal only because i'm 43 and she's 20. It completely ruined our 10th anniversary

Not so funny short joke

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

10th joke, Not so funny short joke

A husband and wife...

A husband and wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary. The husband surprises her and takes her on a vacation to a tropical island, far away. Getting excited the wife says, "If this is for our 10th anniversary then what are you planning for our 25th?" The husband says back, "I'll send over a jet to pick you up."

So I went to the bar with my wife and...

people were calling me "freak" and "pedo" because I'm 29 and she's 18.

Really ruined our 10th anniversary.


I went to a bar with my girlfriend last night and people kept calling me a pedophile, just because I'm 53 and she is 22...

...totally ruined our 10th anniversary.

Went to dinner with my girlfriend tonight and got called a pedophile because I'm 30 and she's 19.

Totally ruined our 10th anniversary.

10th joke, Went to dinner with my girlfriend tonight and got called a pedophile because I'm 30 and she's 19.

I took my wife to China for our 10th anniversary.

I'm picking her up on our 20th

I'm 40 and my girlfriend is 20. We were at a bar tonight and people kept giving us dirty looks.

Totally ruined our 10th anniversary.

Chinese anniversary

A Chinese couple is celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary. The husband says, "Since this is such a special night for us, I'll make love to you however you'd like." The wife replies, "Oh, all my friends tell me they love 69! Let's do 69 tonight!" The husband says, "You want to make love with sweet & sour pork??"

My gym buddy and I were doing situps when he decided that he wanted to add some extra weight on his chest.

So I said "Your mother tried to love you but you never met any of her expectarions. You are such a disappointment and is probably the reason why your father left you on your 10th birthday".

Apparently it was a little too heavy.

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Is your birthday the 10th of October?

Because you look like a 10/10!

Oldest known British Joke from 10th century AD.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key

i took my 19 year old girlfriend to dinner and people called me pedophile...

completely ruined our 10th anniversary

I walked past the pub the other day with my girlfriend, and they wouldn't stop calling me a paodophile just cause I'm 30 and she's 20

They completely ruined our 10th anniversary.

My girlfriend's dad accused me of being a pedophile just because she's 18 and I'm 32.

It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

10th joke, My girlfriend's dad accused me of being a pedophile just because she's 18 and I'm 32.

Women need to work on relationships more

This is the 10th time I've been told, "it has nothing to do with you, it's me"....

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make

10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH *BOOM* "

1st floor " *BOOM* AHHHHHHHHHH "

October 10th was such a great day

10/10


9 out of 10 Chinese Doctor Have Cataracts...

the 10th drives a Rincoln

Two guys are delivering a piano...

.... on the 10th floor of a walk-up building. On the 9th floor they rest for one final time.
Guy in the front: "Dude, I got good news and bad news"
Guy in the back: "Tell me the bad news first."
Guy in the front: "We're in the wrong building."
Guy in the back: "And the good news?"
Guy in the front: "We only have one more floor to go."

February 10th should be National Fart Day.

Because it's 2/10.

After getting divorced,

I met a girl on a first date

Girl: where were you before?

Me: i was in jail, i just came out after doing 10 years.

Girl: why? What crime did you commit?

Me: I committed a marriage.

** today is my 10th anniversary and i just created this joke**

What would they call the 10th installment in the Fast and Furious Series?

-Fast 10 Your Seatbelts

-Fast 10 Furious

Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night

Locals were shouting "pehopile" and other names at me,just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

What's the difference between falling from the first floor and falling from the 10th floor?

First floor: Thump! ...Aaaaaaah!!

Tenth floor: Aaaaaaah!! ...Thump!

My girlfriend's parents called me a disgusting creep just because I am 36 and she is 24

What a horrible thing to say on our son's 10th birthday party.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole it has often poked before?

**A key**.

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*Not OC. Rumored to be first joke recorded in 10th century A.D.*

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

Answer: A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key!

This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry.

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and the 10th floor?

The former goes "Splat.....Ahhh!" and the latter goes "Ahhhhhhhh...........Splat!"

That's the 10th cavity search I've preformed on a minor just today!

Busy day for a dentist!

A co-worker invited me to her home for my 10th company anniversary.

She asked me to wait and went into her bedroom. When she called me in, the entire department was there and sang "He's a jolly good fellow." Boy, I'd have been totally off my socks if that wasn't the only thing I still had on.

9/10 Asians have cataracts

The 10th one has a Mercedes

My wife and I have been happily married for 7 years.

And today happens to be our 10th Anniversary!

A new boy has just enrolled at school and the teacher remarked on his unusual name, Aday.

I've never heard that name before, she said

My father thought of it, said the boy.

I was the 10th kid in our family, and when I was born, Dad said: 'For cryin' our loud, let's call it a day!'

A husband and wife decide to relive their first date on their 10th anniversary.

They come to the fence that they first made love up against. The man looks at his wife "For old time's sake?" She nods and they begin to make love.Β 

He pushes her up against the fence and says "You're even tighter than when we first started to date!"Β 

She replies "The fence wasn't electric 10 years ago."

Did you hear about the vegan that jumped from the 10th floor?

He turned into a vegetable.

Reminiscing on our anniversary

My wife and I just had our 10th anniversary. We had some friends over to celebrate with and they asked us to talk about how we met. On our first 8 dates we just went out to different restaurants, but the next time we got tickets to see the premiere of The Dark Knight.

So I guess we could summarize our dating history as dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!

9 of 10 doctors agree good things come to those who wait

The 10th doctor needs more patients though.

I'm 31 and my girlfriend is 19. People make bad comments about it all the time and this is crazy

Btw we are celebrating our 10th anniversary next week

10 pins were crossing a railway track. Suddenly they saw a train approaching them. 9 pins were able to cross. But the 10th pin couldn't make it and the train went over it. But nothing happened to that pin. Why?

Because it was a safety pin!

So, a dog walks into a telegraph office...

...he tells the telegraph operator that he'd like to send a telegram that says, "Woof, woof, woof...woof, woof, woof, woof." The operator says, "I noticed you have 9 words. You can include a 10th "Woof" at no extra charge. And, the dog looks at him and says, "Why? That wouldn't make any sense."

What's the difference between a person falling off 10th floor and 1st floor of a building?

The person falling of the 10th floor would sound like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *THUD*

The person falling of the 1st floor would sound like *THUD* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called....

Fast 10 Your Seat Belt.

What's the difference between falling in the 10th and 1st floor of a building?

In the 10th floor you go:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH \*thud\*

In the 1st floor you go:

\*thud\* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

George Bush started cracking a 9/11 joke, but one of his advisors whispered, Too soon.

It was September 10th.

World's oldest joke found in a 10th century book of anglo-saxon poetry :

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that's it's often poked before?

A key....

Difference between falling from 1st and 10th floor

1st floor : Thud.....Silence......Shriek

10th floor : Shriek......Thud...Silence

What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called?

Fast10

Your seat belts

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