10th Anniversary Jokes

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  1. I'm 40 and my girlfriend is 20. We were at a bar tonight and people kept giving us dirty looks. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary.
  2. Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night Locals were shouting "pehopile" and other names at me,just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
    It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
  3. I walked past the pub the other day with my girlfriend, and they wouldn't stop calling me a paodophile just cause I'm 30 and she's 20 They completely ruined our 10th anniversary.
  4. I have bought my wife a fridge for our 10th Anniversary. I can't wait to see her little face light up when she opens it.
  5. My wife and I have been happily married for 7 years. And today happens to be our 10th Anniversary!
  6. I'm 31 and my girlfriend is 19. People make bad comments about it all the time and this is crazy Btw we are celebrating our 10th anniversary next week
  7. I'm 35 and I was out to eat with my 18 year old girlfriend. Everyone was giving us dirty looks. Eventually I got up and yelled at everyone "you are all ruining out 10th anniversary."
  8. For our 10th wedding anniversary, my wife wanted me to surprise her. But when i introduced her to my mistress, she got very angry.
    There really is no pleasing some people.
  9. At an awards function I asked a guest to give a shoutout to my magazine on its 10th anniversary. He looked at the camera, shouted out my magazine's name really loudly & walked away.
  10. So I went to the bar with my wife and... people were calling me "freak" and "p**..." because I'm 29 and she's 18.
    Really ruined our 10th anniversary.

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10th Anniversary One Liners

Which 10th anniversary dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 10th anniversary?

  1. I took my wife to China for our 10th anniversary. I'm picking her up on our 20th
  2. President Bush's speech on the 10th Anniversary of Katrina Brownie did a heck of a job!

Uproarious 10th Anniversary Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about 10th anniversary to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 10th anniversary prank.

I'm in an age gap relationship.

I'm 40, she's 19.

Anyway, we went out for a meal, as soon as we walked in the restaurant people shot me dirty looks, then the whispering started "nonce", "pervert" "paedo.

My girlfriend got upset and we left.

Completely spoilt our 10th anniversary.

A husband and wife...

A husband and wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary. The husband surprises her and takes her on a vacation to a tropical island, far away. Getting excited the wife says, "If this is for our 10th anniversary then what are you planning for our 25th?" The husband says back, "I'll send over a jet to pick you up."

Reminiscing on our anniversary

My wife and I just had our 10th anniversary. We had some friends over to celebrate with and they asked us to talk about how we met. On our first 8 dates we just went out to different restaurants, but the next time we got tickets to see the premiere of The Dark Knight.
So I guess we could summarize our dating history as dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!

A husband and wife decide to relive their first date on their 10th anniversary.

They come to the fence that they first made love up against. The man looks at his wife "For old time's sake?" She nods and they begin to make love. 
He pushes her up against the fence and says "You're even tighter than when we first started to date!" 
She replies "The fence wasn't electric 10 years ago."

A co-worker invited me to her home for my 10th company anniversary.

She asked me to wait and went into her bedroom. When she called me in, the entire department was there and sang "He's a jolly good fellow." Boy, I'd have been totally off my socks if that wasn't the only thing I still had on.

Chinese anniversary

A Chinese couple is celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary. The husband says, "Since this is such a special night for us, I'll make love to you however you'd like." The wife replies, "Oh, all my friends tell me they love 69! Let's do 69 tonight!" The husband says, "You want to make love with sweet & sour pork??"

[Remembering] Today is the 10th anniversary of the passing of Mitch Hedberg

Share some of your favorite Hedberg lines! Personally, I quote these ones the most:
"I have not slept for ten days because that would be too long."
"I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to, too!"

After getting divorced,

I met a g**... a first date
Girl: where were you before?
Me: i was in jail, i just came out after doing 10 years.
Girl: why? What crime did you commit?
Me: I committed a marriage.
** today is my 10th anniversary and i just created this joke**

My girlfriend (18F) and I (35M) were trying to have a nice dinner, but her parents kept calling me things like "p**..." and other names

It really ruined our 10th anniversary

It was Frank and Diane's 10th wedding anniversary...

...and Diane told Frank that if there wasn't something sitting in the driveway that goes from 0-60 in 3 seconds when she got home from work, she would file for divorce. When Diane arrived home from work, she saw a box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she got out of her car and opened it only to find a scale. Frank has been missing since Friday.

The Ring

A boyfriend and a girlfriend have been together for nine love-filled years. On the day of their 9th anniversary, they walk by the park of their first date and he gives her a little black box. The girlfriend is shocked and is holding back a big smile. As she opens it, she sees that it was only earrings. She proceeds to yell at him and say "We've been together nine years and still not married and you give me earrings?! Next year, you better come with a ring!"
Next year on their 10th anniversary, he takes her out to a fancy dinner and then they go back to his place to have some more wine and play some romantic music. They begin to have s**... on his bed and during s**..., she notices something poking at her more than usual but she ignores it. When he finishes, he asks her "Take off my c**...." Confused, she takes off the used c**... from him and looks inside with a squint and notices an engagement ring floating inside the c**...!
"I didn't forget what you said! I came with a ring!"

A very elderly couple...

A very elderly couple is having their 75th wedding anniversary. The man said to his wife "Dear there is something that i must ask you. It has always bothered me that our 10th child has never looked quite like the rest. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer could not take all of that away. But, I must know did he have a different father?" The wife drops her head unable to look her husband in the eye and then confessed. "Yes he did." The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife had said had hit him harder than he expected. With a tear in his eye he asks "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?" Again the woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally she says to her husband, "You."

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