The Best 20 10th Anniversary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 10th Anniversary jokes. There are some 10th anniversary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 10th anniversary puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 10th Anniversary Jokes and Puns

A husband and wife...

A husband and wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary. The husband surprises her and takes her on a vacation to a tropical island, far away. Getting excited the wife says, "If this is for our 10th anniversary then what are you planning for our 25th?" The husband says back, "I'll send over a jet to pick you up."

I'm 40 and my girlfriend is 20. We were at a bar tonight and people kept giving us dirty looks.

Totally ruined our 10th anniversary.

Reminiscing on our anniversary

My wife and I just had our 10th anniversary. We had some friends over to celebrate with and they asked us to talk about how we met. On our first 8 dates we just went out to different restaurants, but the next time we got tickets to see the premiere of The Dark Knight.

So I guess we could summarize our dating history as dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!

Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night

Locals were shouting "pehopile" and other names at me,just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

I walked past the pub the other day with my girlfriend, and they wouldn't stop calling me a paodophile just cause I'm 30 and she's 20

They completely ruined our 10th anniversary.


I have bought my wife a fridge for our 10th Anniversary.

I can't wait to see her little face light up when she opens it.

A husband and wife decide to relive their first date on their 10th anniversary.

They come to the fence that they first made love up against. The man looks at his wife "For old time's sake?" She nods and they begin to make love. 

He pushes her up against the fence and says "You're even tighter than when we first started to date!" 

She replies "The fence wasn't electric 10 years ago."

My wife and I have been happily married for 7 years.

And today happens to be our 10th Anniversary!

I'm 31 and my girlfriend is 19. People make bad comments about it all the time and this is crazy

Btw we are celebrating our 10th anniversary next week

So I went to the bar with my wife and...

people were calling me "freak" and "pedo" because I'm 29 and she's 18.

Really ruined our 10th anniversary.

A co-worker invited me to her home for my 10th company anniversary.

She asked me to wait and went into her bedroom. When she called me in, the entire department was there and sang "He's a jolly good fellow." Boy, I'd have been totally off my socks if that wasn't the only thing I still had on.

You can explore 10th anniversary reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 10th anniversary dad jokes. There are also 10th anniversary puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Chinese anniversary

A Chinese couple is celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary. The husband says, "Since this is such a special night for us, I'll make love to you however you'd like." The wife replies, "Oh, all my friends tell me they love 69! Let's do 69 tonight!" The husband says, "You want to make love with sweet & sour pork??"

I took my wife to China for our 10th anniversary.

I'm picking her up on our 20th

[Remembering] Today is the 10th anniversary of the passing of Mitch Hedberg

Share some of your favorite Hedberg lines! Personally, I quote these ones the most:

"I have not slept for ten days because that would be too long."

"I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to, too!"

After getting divorced,

I met a girl on a first date

Girl: where were you before?

Me: i was in jail, i just came out after doing 10 years.

Girl: why? What crime did you commit?

Me: I committed a marriage.

** today is my 10th anniversary and i just created this joke**

I'm 35 and I was out to eat with my 18 year old girlfriend.

Everyone was giving us dirty looks. Eventually I got up and yelled at everyone "you are all ruining out 10th anniversary."

For our 10th wedding anniversary, my wife wanted me to surprise her.

But when i introduced her to my mistress, she got very angry.

There really is no pleasing some people.

My girlfriend (18F) and I (35M) were trying to have a nice dinner, but her parents kept calling me things like "pedo" and other names

It really ruined our 10th anniversary

At an awards function I asked a guest to give a shoutout to my magazine on its 10th anniversary.

He looked at the camera, shouted out my magazine's name really loudly & walked away.


It was Frank and Diane's 10th wedding anniversary...

...and Diane told Frank that if there wasn't something sitting in the driveway that goes from 0-60 in 3 seconds when she got home from work, she would file for divorce. When Diane arrived home from work, she saw a box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she got out of her car and opened it only to find a scale. Frank has been missing since Friday.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 10th anniversary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 10th anniversary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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