10speed Jokes

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A sad story

For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $489,000 and your mother just lost her job.
I'm sorry but there's no way we can afford it.
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, Son, where are you going?
Little Johnny told him, I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be d**... if I'm staying here by myself with a $489,000 mortgage and no f**...' bike.

Patrick wants a bike...

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be d**... if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"

Mortgage

Patrick wants a bike...

Little Boy & $289,000 Mortgage

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'

The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'

Little Joseph told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too!..

..And I'll be d**... if I'm staying here by myself with a $289,000 mortgage and no f**...' bike!'

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