Uproarious 10pm Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
Two soldiers were at their post
When their commanding officer came over and said
" Alright boys there is a curfew tonight, anyone seen out past 10pm must be shot on site." The soldiers shook their head and obliged.
It hit 9:45pm and the commanding officer heard gunshot fire and came running to the soldiers to discover a man shot dead.
" What the h**... happened here! It's only 9:45!" Said the officer.
" Well sir I know where that man lives and there is no way in h**... he was making it home for 10!"
I bought a female horse around 10pm
What a night mare
What did the farmer say to the cow at 10pm?
It's pasteur bed time!