Cheeky 10inch Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
10-inch BIC
Two guys are out fishing on a boat when one of them wants to have a smoke.
1: You got a lighter?
2: Yes. *pulls out a 10 inch long BIC lighter*
1: Woah, where'd you get that!?
2: I have a personal genie.
1: Cool! Can I make a wish?
2: Sure, just be very clear, he's a bit hard of hearing. *Summons genie*
1: I wish for a million bucks!
*The genie snaps his fingers and a million ducks fly overhead.*
1: Wow, your genie really sucks at hearing.
2: I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC?
What do you call a mushroom with a 10-inch stem?
A fungi to be with.
