10am Jokes

Following is our collection of mall humor and found one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 10am puns for adults, dirty teenager jokes or clean son gags for kids.

There is an abundance of empty jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on 10am. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any jean witze you can hear about 10am.

The Best jokes about 10am

I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10am...

I'm not really a mourning person.

Two old friends meet in bar...

[translated from Turkish]

-Hey Jack! How have you been! It's been months!

-Bonjour Monsieur ! Indeed, it's been a while

-"Bonjour Monsieur"? What's this French?

-Mais biensur !

-Don't screw with me Jack. I know you don't know French. We both went to the same school and we never had any French lessons!!

-No, no! I'm learning via the radio. 99.3 FM. Every day at 10AM you have French lessons. Very easy, I suggest you try.

-Oh, ok, cool I'll give a try tomorrow.

Next morning he calls Jack:
-Yo Jack, I have those old radios with a needle for tuning. Does it work with those old radios too?

-Sure! Scroll to 99, then go a little further to the right.

-Oh cool! Thx!

-Mais de rien !

-oh! stfu already...

Couple of weeks later, he meets Jack again. And Jack asks:
-Salut mon ami, How is your French?

- Shhhszzzzoussssshzzziuhli! (static noise)

[probably not the best written joke :/]

Why does Donald Trump tweet at 3 AM?

Because it's 10am in Moscow during business hours.

Me: I'll have a beer

Waiter: It's 10AM
Me: I'll have a beer and eggs

The 16-yo son returns home at 10am the next day..

.. The Father asks angrily: "Son, where have you been for such a long time?"
Son replies: "Dad, I'm not a virgin anymore!"
The father in relaxed tone: "Son, sit down and tell me the whole story".
The son replies: "Telling the story OK, but sitting NO!"

A man orders a coffee in a cafe.

When it arrives, he drinks and promptly spits out his first sip.
'Waiter!' he calls,'this coffee tastes like it's a day old.'
'Thank you sir,' is the reply,'it's yesterdays coffee.'
The man gives the coffee back to the waiter and says: 'thank you for your honesty. I'd really like to drink today's coffee.'
Taking the coffee, the waiter says: 'we open at 10AM tomorrow, you're welcome to drop by then!'

As an Aussie; 10am is when I make a cuppa Twinings English Breakfast for the local marsupials

it's a really koala tea time

The Oldman and curious the teenager.....

One day a teenager working at a mall had noticed that an Oldman working in one of the shops went to the bathroom carrying an empty cup around 10am. After observing the Oldman for a number of weeks the teenager found that the Oldman always carried an empty cup with him to the bathroom.

Overcome with curiosity the teenager decided one day to ask "Oldman, I don't understand you. Everyday you have gone to the bathroom carrying an empty cup...."

The Oldman interrupted the teenager "Son, when you're old like me you'll understand."

The teenager retorted "Come on Oldman, just tell me, What's the empty cup for?"

The Oldman replied "Son, no man likes a wet ball sack."

This monday there will be a solar eclipse at 10am...

Followed shortly after by funeral proceedings for the Flat Earth Society.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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