Delightful Fun 1080p Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 1080p and above.
It's my new year's resolution.
My News Years Resolution...
1080p
Anyone still keeping up with their New Year's resolutions?
I am... Still 1080p
What do you call crystal clear u**...?
1080p
Two monitors are at a new years party...
One says "So, what's your new years resolution?"
The other replies "1080p".
What do you call really clear u**...?
1080p
A feminist once asked me, "What's your view on l**...?"
I said "1080p"
A boyfriend and a girlfriend are taking on New Year's Eve
Girlfriend: What'cha doin'?
Boyfriend: Watching the ball drop on my laptop.
Girlfriend: Cool. What's your New Year's resolution?
Boyfriend: 1080p
What do you call crystal clear pee?
1080p
Was the YouTube HQ shooter shooting in 4K or 1080p?
Nowadays everyone has their own opinion on lesbian relationships. I have my own opinion as well. How do I see them?
In 1080p
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What do you call an instigated stack of pancakes?
An inclination of 1080p breakfast.
Life
Life is just Sims 4 in 1080p.
What do you call an instigated mashed potato?
An inclination of 1080p dinner.
What do you call an instigated collection of instruments?
An inclination of 1080p music
What do you call an instigated battery?
An inclination of 1080p voltage.
What do you call an instigated teenager?
An inclination of 1080p mood swings.
What do you call an instigated first day of the year?
An inclination of 1080p New Year's.
What do you call an instigated rocket?
An inclination of 1080p liftoff.
What do you call an instigated ticket?
An inclination of 1080p admission.
What do you call an instigated angry gamer?
An inclination of 1080p swearing.
What do you call an instigated garden?
An inclination of 1080p plants.
What do you call an instigated emoji?
An inclination of 1080p emotion.
What do you call an instigated playground?
An inclination of 1080p children.
My teacher asked me how I view lesbian relationships...
Apparently 1080p Full Screen HD wasn't the right answer.
Next January I will only be watching videos on 1080p
It's my new years resolution
I'm finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K this January
It's my New Years resolution.
