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38 1080p jokes and hilarious 1080p puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 1080p that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest 1080p Short Jokes

Short 1080p jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 1080p humour may include short puff jokes also.

  1. I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 1080p and above. It's my new year's resolution.
  2. My teacher asked me how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently 1080p Full screen HD wasn't the right answer.
  3. Nowadays everyone has their own opinion on lesbian relationships. I have my own opinion as well. How do I see them? In 1080p
  4. Life Life is just Sims 4 in 1080p.
  5. What do you call an instigated stack of pancakes? An inclination of 1080p breakfast.
  6. Was the YouTube HQ shooter shooting in 4K or 1080p?
  7. Two monitors are at a new years party... One says "So, what's your new years resolution?"
    The other replies "1080p".
  8. My News Years Resolution... 1080p
  9. My New Years resolution is 1080p.
  10. Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.

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1080p One Liners

Which 1080p one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 1080p? I can suggest the ones about plays and brunette.

  1. What do you call crystal clear pee? 1080p
  2. Next January I will only be watching videos on 1080p It's my new years resolution
  3. I'm finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K this January It's my New Years resolution.
  4. What do you call an instigated angry gamer? An inclination of 1080p swearing.
  5. What do you call an instigated garden? An inclination of 1080p plants.
  6. Anyone still keeping up with their New Year's resolutions? I am... Still 1080p
  7. What do you call an instigated playground? An inclination of 1080p children.
  8. What do you call an instigated emoji? An inclination of 1080p emotion.
  9. What do you call an instigated ticket? An inclination of 1080p admission.
  10. What do you call an instigated rocket? An inclination of 1080p liftoff.
  11. What do you call an instigated first day of the year? An inclination of 1080p New Year's.
  12. What do you call an instigated teenager? An inclination of 1080p mood swings.
  13. What do you call an instigated battery? An inclination of 1080p voltage.
  14. What do you call an instigated collection of instruments? An inclination of 1080p music
  15. What do you call an instigated mashed potato? An inclination of 1080p dinner.

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Delightful Fun 1080p Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about 1080p you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 1080p pranks.

A feminist once asked me, "What's your view on l**...?"

I said "1080p"

What do you call crystal clear u**...?

1080p

What do you call really clear u**...?

1080p

A boyfriend and a girlfriend are taking on New Year's Eve

Girlfriend: What'cha doin'?
Boyfriend: Watching the ball drop on my laptop.
Girlfriend: Cool. What's your New Year's resolution?
Boyfriend: 1080p

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