108 Jokes
14 108 jokes and hilarious 108 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 108 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 108 Short Jokes
Short 108 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 108 humour may include short bench jokes also.
- Chocolate is bad Taxi driver: Son, don't eat chocolate cause it's not healthy!
Guy: My grandfather lived 108 years.
Taxi driver: Eating chocolate?
Guy: No, minding his own business. - I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series. 108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.
- Fox News is reporting President Trump's polling at an all-time low.... ...with only a 108% approval rating.
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108 One Liners
Which 108 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 108? I can suggest the ones about park and older.
- I got gas for $1.08 today... ...too bad it was from Taco Bell.
- What has 108 legs and 10 teeth? The front row at any country concert.
- A man orders a drink at McDonald's Cashier: $1.08 sir
Man: Sure, I'll wait
Hilarious 108 Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about 108 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean candy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 108 pranks.
A kid takes a taxi home while he eats a chocolate bar....
Taxi driver: Son, don't eat chocolate cause it's not healthy!
Kid: My grandfather lived 108 years.
Taxi driver: Eating chocolate?
Kid: No, minding his own business.
A blonde, worried about the h**... crisis, walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.
"That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk.
"What's the 8 cents for?" asks the blonde.
"It says one dollar right here on the packaging."
"Tax," replies the clerk.
"Gee", says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on
and they stayed there.
Tacking them could be painful."
A 108 year old man was interviewed for the first time today.
The reporter asked him what was his secret to such longevity, and he answered with a simple, "I never argue." "It cannot be as simple as that" replied the reporter. To which retorted the Elder, "You know, you must be right."
Tax on Condoms
A woman walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.
"That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk.
"What's the 8 cents for?" asks the woman. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging."
"Tax," replies the clerk.
"Gee", says the woman, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
Heisenberg and Schrodinger get pulled over
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Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.
"A cat," Schrödinger replies.
The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."
Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."