1030 Jokes

Following is our collection of days humor and kilometers one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 1030 puns for adults, dirty big jokes or clean bed gags for kids.

There is an abundance of putin jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on 1030. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any yup witze you can hear about 1030.

The Best jokes about 1030

A blonde strolls into her new office job at 10:30

The manager comes up to her and says, "you should have been here at nine o'clock," to which the blonde responds "why what happened?"

A drunk calls a tavern owner early in the morning

The tavern owner picks up, and the drunk says "When are you opening your tavern?" The tavern owner replies and says that he will open at 11 am.

An hour later, the same drunk calls. The tavern owner says "I can't serve you beer until 11 am, I'll be there then." And he hangs up.

At 10:30 am, the drunk calls once more. The tavern owner, now frustrated, picks up and says "Dammit! I'm on my way I'll let you in soon!"

The drunk replies: "I'm not trying to get in I'm trying to get out!"

Endless shrimp. a.k.a sir we close at 10:30, you have to leave now

Im going back in the morning and ask to continue

Did you guys know that my son is a really big star?

Yup, he's 1.989 x 10^30 kilos and has a diameter of 1.4 million kilometers.

Late for work.

A newfie rolls into his factory job at 10:30. The floor manager comes up to him and says:

"You should have been here at nine o'clock,"

The newfie responds:

"Why, what happened?"


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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