1024 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1024 jokes. There are some 1024 resolution jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1024 2020 puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

1024 Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What's 1024 times smaller than a pterodactyl?

A pgigadactyl!

What is a therapist?

1024 gigapist

What's your New Years resolution?

Mine is 1024 x 720.

What do you call a 1024 terabyte child photo?

A peta-file

Why do COBOL programmers wear sandals?

So they can count past 1,024

The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town.

It's their first gig.

Did you you hear about 1024 megabytes coming to town?

It's their first gig.

New Year's Resolution

1024 x 768

-- Demetri Martin

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1024 odds puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1024 megabytes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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