1024 Jokes

What's 1024 times smaller than a pterodactyl?

A pgigadactyl!

What is a therapist?

1024 gigapist

What do you call a 1024 terabyte child photo?

A peta-file

What's your New Years resolution?

Mine is 1024 x 720.

Why do COBOL programmers wear sandals?

So they can count past 1,024

Did you you hear about 1024 megabytes coming to town?

It's their first gig.

New Year's Resolution

1024 x 768

-- Demetri Martin

The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town.

It's their first gig.

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