1023 Jokes

What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars?

A Moleionaire

We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes.

We never made it to a gig.

I'm in a band called 1023 Megabytes.

We haven't made it to a gig yet.

Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes?

They've never had any gigs.

what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce?

one guacamole

Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites?

Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet.

My friend is in a band called 1023 megabytes

They dont have a gig yet tho

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 10^23 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

$6.022 x 10^23

Mole money, mole problems.

Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?

They don't have any gigs.

What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados?

Guaca-mole

Have you heard of that new band 1023 Megabytes ?

They're pretty good, but they don't have a gig just yet.

Edit !: just woke up and i feel like the comments are funnier than my joke :(

"My new band's name is 1023 MB"

"Awesome! When are you guys playing?"

"I don't know. We don't have a gig yet."

Ba Dum Tss...

I'm in a band called 1023 megabytes.

People don't believe me when I say we've got a gig.

Heard about that new band called 1023 MB?

They didn't have any gigs yet.

Me and my friends started a band called 1,023 Megabytes...

We haven't gotten a gig yet.

What's a guacamole equal to?

6.022140857 x 10^23 guacas.

It's also called Avocado's number.

I just joined a band called 1023 Megabytes.

We haven't gotten a gig yet.

Have you heard of the band 1023 MB?

Have you? No? Probably because they don't have any GIGS!

Here's my number , so call me maybe

6.022140857 × 1023
Thanks
Avagadro

My friend has a band called "1023 Mega Bytes"

They havn't had a gig yet.

What do you call 6.022 x 10^23 avocados?

A guacamole.

How many avocados are in 1 mole of guac?

6.023 x 10^23 . It is also called as the avocado's number.

Have you heard about the band 1023 megabytes?

Probably not, since they haven't hit a gig yet.

I just started a band!

It's called 1023 Meg...


Can't seem to get a gig.

(Thanks for that one dad!)

What has 6.022 x 10^23 molecules and makes a great breakfast?

Avogadro toast

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