The Best 31 1023 Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 1023 jokes. There are some 1023 good jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest 1023 Jokes and Puns
What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire
We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes.
We never made it to a gig.
I'm in a band called 1023 Megabytes.
We haven't made it to a gig yet.
Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes?
They've never had any gigs.
what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce?
one guacamole
Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites?
Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet.
Have you heard about the band called "1023 Megabytes?"
They haven't made it to a gig yet.
What do you call 6.022 x 10^23 molecules of avocado?
A guac-mole
What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 10^23 dollars?
A mole-ionaire.
My friend is in a band called 1023 megabytes
They dont have a gig yet tho
$6.022 x 10^23
Mole money, mole problems.
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Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?
They don't have any gigs.
What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados?
Guaca-mole
Have you heard of that new band 1023 Megabytes ?
They're pretty good, but they don't have a gig just yet.
Edit !: just woke up and i feel like the comments are funnier than my joke :(
There's a new band called 1023 Megabytes
They haven't got any gigs yet.
"My new band's name is 1023 MB"
"Awesome! When are you guys playing?"
"I don't know. We don't have a gig yet."
Ba Dum Tss...
I'm in a band called 1023 megabytes.
People don't believe me when I say we've got a gig.
Heard about that new band called 1023 MB?
They didn't have any gigs yet.
What's a guacamole equal to?
6.022140857 x 10^23 guacas.
It's also called Avocado's number.
Me and my friends started a band called 1,023 Megabytes...
We haven't gotten a gig yet.
I just joined a band called 1023 Megabytes.
We haven't gotten a gig yet.
Here's my number , so call me maybe
6.022140857 × 1023
Thanks
Avagadro
Have you heard of the band 1023 MB?
Have you? No? Probably because they don't have any GIGS!
How many avocados are in 1 mole of guac?
6.023 x 10^23 . It is also called as the avocado's number.
Have you heard about the band 1023 megabytes?
Probably not, since they haven't hit a gig yet.
My friend has a band called "1023 Mega Bytes"
They havn't had a gig yet.
What do you call 6.022 x 10^23 avocados?
A guacamole.
I just started a band!
It's called 1023 Meg...
Can't seem to get a gig.
(Thanks for that one dad!)
What has 6.022 x 10^23 molecules and makes a great breakfast?
Avogadro toast
Have you heard of that new band "1023 Megabytes"
One guacamole is...
One guacamole is... equal to 6.0221415 x 10^23 guaca's.
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