1015 Jokes

I was sexually active at 10

It is now 10:15 and my arm is still sore...

Paddy the irishman gets a job

Paddy and his friend were hired to install telegraph poles.
After his first day his boss approaches and asks how many poles he put down yesterday.
paddy says "2"
"2!!" says his boss, "My other guys can put 10-15 poles in a day"
"yes, but do you see how far theirs are sticking out of the ground"

Three clowns walk into a bar....

They walk in and order a drink. After a while they all head into the bathroom around the same time. 10-15 minutes pass by and the first clown walks out of the bathroom. The bartender says What where you doing in there? The clown goes I was blowing bubbles . Another 10-15 minutes go by and another clown walks out of the bathroom. Again the bartender asks What where you doing in there? The clown goes: I was blowing bubbles . After about 5 minutes, the third clown walks out of the bathroom. The bartender goes Let me guess, you where blowing bubbles too?

The clown goes No, I'm Bubbles .

Phone Provider: The next call representative will be available in 10-15

Flute Solos

3 new inmates discussing their sentences

first new prisoner pipes up "i'm in for murder"


the other two ask him "what did you get?"


"20-life"


second prisoner "i'm in for burglary and rape"


"what did you get?"


"10-15"


third jailbird "i'm in for burning illegal immigrants"


"what did you get?"
"10 to the gallon!"

You have 10^15 Files

Or 10^12 KiloFiles

Or 10^9 MegaFiles

Or 10^6 GigaFiles

Or 10^3 TeraFiles

Or a Petaphile

Starting quarrel with the girl, think a little time — to you in about 10-15 minutes will bother to swear, and her not.

What happens on 1015...

Someone's getting arrested.


(Credit to my husband, who is a cop and is a dad.)

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