1015 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1015 jokes. There are some 1015 prisoner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1015 install puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical 1015 Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

A fortune-teller told me that in 10-15 years, I would suffer the most terrible heartbreak any man has ever faced. I was so upset over learning this.

I decided to cheer myself up -- I adopted a puppy, and I've never been happier!

My wife wanted me to get a Vasectomy

Since we were both on our late 30 and we were not planning on having more children

I told her: but what if 10-15 years from now something happens to you And I remarry with a much younger woman? She would want children wouldn't she ?

Now I don't need a Vasectomy, the kick was hard enough to prevent further offspring

I was s**... active at 10

It is now 10:15 and my arm is still sore...

p**... the irishman gets a job

p**... and his friend were hired to install telegraph poles.
After his first day his boss approaches and asks how many poles he put down yesterday.
p**... says "2"
"2!!" says his boss, "My other guys can put 10-15 poles in a day"
"yes, but do you see how far theirs are sticking out of the ground"

I found out my wife was cheating on me today.

She said "I'll be home in 10-15 minutes max"

...... My name is Aaron.

3 new inmates discussing their sentences

first new prisoner pipes up "i'm in for m**..."

the other two ask him "what did you get?"

"20-life"

second prisoner "i'm in for burglary and r**..."

"what did you get?"

"10-15"

third jailbird "i'm in for burning i**... immigrants"

"what did you get?"
"10 to the gallon!"

How much did it cost the Miami Heat to lose their spot in the 2021 NBA playoffs?

10-15 Bucks.

Phone Provider: The next call representative will be available in 10-15

Flute Solos

You have 10^15 Files

Or 10^12 KiloFiles

Or 10^9 MegaFiles

Or 10^6 GigaFiles

Or 10^3 TeraFiles

Or a Petaphile

Starting quarrel with the girl, think a little time — to you in about 10-15 minutes will bother to swear, and her not.

What happens on 1015...

Someone's getting arrested.

(Credit to my husband, who is a cop and is a dad.)

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