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An alien lands today...Nov. 4, 2020
Alien: Take me to your leader
Me: Your going to have to wait 10-12 business days for us to sort that out.
Who cares if Apple is worth 10^12
I heard Google is worth 10^100
What do you get when you gather 10^12 puns about male cows?
You get one terabull pun.
What do you call 10^12 bulls?
Terrabull
You have 10^15 Files
Or 10^12 KiloFiles
Or 10^9 MegaFiles
Or 10^6 GigaFiles
Or 10^3 TeraFiles
Or a Petaphile
Snowy week.
One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." The wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, you will need to move your car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." So the wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today and you must park..." Then the power went off! The wife was very upset. With a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street am I supposed to park on?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, her husband said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."
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