The Best 6 1012 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1012 jokes. There are some 1012 morning jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1012 breakfast puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 1012 Jokes and Puns

An alien lands today...Nov. 4, 2020

Alien: Take me to your leader

Me: Your going to have to wait 10-12 business days for us to sort that out.

Who cares if Apple is worth 10^12

I heard Google is worth 10^100

What do you get when you gather 10^12 puns about male cows?

You get one terabull pun.

What do you call 10^12 bulls?

Terrabull

Why is sleeping with a weatherman always disappointing?

Because he always promises 10-12 inches, but you only ever get 2-3.


You have 10^15 Files

Or 10^12 KiloFiles

Or 10^9 MegaFiles

Or 10^6 GigaFiles

Or 10^3 TeraFiles

Or a Petaphile

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1012 wife jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1012 week piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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