1012 Jokes

Following is our collection of snow humor and morning one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 1012 puns for adults, dirty heard jokes or clean breakfast gags for kids.

There is an abundance of wife jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on 1012. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any week witze you can hear about 1012.

The Best jokes about 1012

Who cares if Apple is worth 10^12

I heard Google is worth 10^100

Snowy week.

One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." The wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, you will need to move your car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." So the wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today and you must park..." Then the power went off! The wife was very upset. With a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street am I supposed to park on?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, her husband said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."

What do you get when you gather 10^12 puns about male cows?

You get one terabull pun.

What do you call 10^12 bulls?

Terrabull

Why is sleeping with a weatherman always disappointing?

Because he always promises 10-12 inches, but you only ever get 2-3.


You have 10^15 Files

Or 10^12 KiloFiles

Or 10^9 MegaFiles

Or 10^6 GigaFiles

Or 10^3 TeraFiles

Or a Petaphile

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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