The Best 43 1010 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1010 jokes. There are some 1010 rice jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1010 oil puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 1010 Jokes and Puns

A guy walks into a bar with a piece of ashphalt and orders a drink for himself...

10/10 would tell again

Are you the date?

Because you're 10/10

Domestic Violence 1/10

10/10 with Ray Rice

1010 joke, Domestic Violence 1/10

I spilled water on my computer. 0/10.

10/10 with rice.

This sub is the best.

It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10

The tenth of October is the only day of the year that I would recommend


What did 2016 say to 2015?

10/10 would do again.

1010 joke, What did 2016 say to 2015?

Is your birthday the 10th of October?

Because you look like a 10/10!

Did you hear about the kid who fixed the Internet?

The Internet: 7/10
The Internet with Rice: 10/10

October 10th was such a great day


10101 = 20

Sorry, I'm a bit high right now.

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Today was a great day


Today's a really good day...


October tenth is a day that I rate...


My review of this day so far

10/10 nothing terrible happened

How would you rank your day yesterday?

Mine was 10/10.

1010 joke, How would you rank your day yesterday?

This time little Johnny got 10/10 in his homework!

Teacher: admit it Johnny, your mother helped you!
Johnny: no She didn't help me, she did it all alone.

My wife asked me how she looked

I told her that she was a 10/10 and she hugged me, i had to inform her that 10/10 is still equal to 1

I went on an "Authentic World War One Tour" the other day

Three quarters of our party died, we didn't go anywhere and it rained the whole time.


Today is alright

I give it a 10/10

There's only one day of the year I will recommend.



Today may have sucked, but it was still 10/10

Today is 10/10, or as the super-strict Olympic judge calls it...

August 6th.

A Bad Joke for History 10/10 - "It was awful until I learned the name of the book." -Sugar Daddy, "A fake legend." -Sugar Mama

You know Alexander Hamilton was a great man.

A real 10/10.

Trump marched into the white house

When trump became president obama was waiting for him at the white house.

Trump! You have to run around the entire white house while I time you, we have a little leaderboard said obama

Ok, im fast, the fastest. When i run you cant even see me trust me! Replied trump, incidentally what are the other presidents times?

Obama looked at his notebook, well I took 8:23
, clinton took 8:40, nixon took 10:10 and bush did 9:11.

Hey girl, were you born 3 weeks before Halloween?

Because you're a 10/10

Today was a good day

It was 10/10.

My cake day is the best.

It's 10/10

I had a great day today...

It was 10/10

"Hey baby, are you today?"

"'Cause you're a perfect 10/10."

Today is a pretty good day,

a solid 10/10.

My friend asked me how my day was today

I said it's 10/10

Are you possibly perfect and named after a southern state today?

Because you're Tentatively the only 10/10 I see, Tennessee

Today was awesome!


My wife's birthday is today.

She's a 10/10

My girlfriend is a real 10/10

I don't like them any older.

Crude Dental Work (In Australian)

Man on island, has bad tooth. Needs tooth removed. Friend with an axe is like, I know what to do mate. Uses axe to try to remove tooth but unintentionally knocks out all his teeth. First guy is like, Ouch-aroo mate, that is a 10/10 on the pain scale. Axe guy says, 'Hey man, it was Axe-y Dental'

I interviewed some people about what shampoo brand they used.

To my surprise, all 10/10 of them uses "GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM"!

A joke from my 8 year old......Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

11+11=twenty too

Now that the barbers have reopened, queues are so long that the staff have started handing out burgers and sausages

10/10 - definitely the best barber queue I've been to

10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing.

10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is 20 too.

Did you know that 10+10 is the same as 11+11?

10+10 is twenty

11+11 is twenty-*too*

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