1010 Jokes

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Funniest 1010 Short Jokes

Short 1010 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 1010 humour may include short lettuce jokes also.

  1. A joke from my 8 year old......Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same? 10+10=twenty
    11+11=twenty too
  2. Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing. 10+10 is twenty
    11+11 is twenty too
  3. My wife asked me how she looked I told her that she was a 10/10 and she hugged me, i had to inform her that 10/10 is still equal to 1
  4. Now that the barbers have reopened, queues are so long that the staff have started handing out burgers and sausages 10/10 - definitely the best barber queue I've been to
  5. I interviewed some people about what shampoo brand they used. To my surprise, all 10/10 of them uses "GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM"!
  6. Did I tell you why 10+10 equals 11+11? Because 10+10 equals twenty, and 11+11 equals twenty too!
  7. You can buy, sell, or swap just about anything on the Gumtree website. I recently got a motorbike for my wife Good trade, would recommend, 10/10
  8. Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 both equal the same number? 10 + 10 = Twenty
    11 + 11 = Twenty, too.
  9. I went on an "Authentic World War One Tour" the other day Three quarters of our party died, we didn't go anywhere and it rained the whole time.
  10. This sub is the best. It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10

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1010 One Liners

Which 1010 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 1010? I can suggest the ones about cheese and green.

  1. Do you know 10+10 is equal to 11+11? 10+10 is twenty, 11+11 is twenty two
  2. Today's a really good day... 10/10
  3. 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing. 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is 20 too.
  4. How would you describe this day? 10/10
  5. October 10th was such a great day 10/10
  6. Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!
  7. Did you know that 10+10 is the same as 11+11? 10+10 is twenty
    11+11 is twenty-*too*
  8. Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same 10+10=20 and 11+11=22
  9. Why does 10+10 = 11+11 Cuz 10+10 is twenty
    And 11+11 is twenty too
  10. Are you the date? Because you're 10/10
  11. October tenth is a day that I rate... 10/10
  12. Today was a great day 10/10
  13. The tenth of October is the only day of the year that I would recommend 10/10
  14. You know Alexander Hamilton was a great man. A real 10/10.
  15. Hey girl, were you born 3 weeks before Halloween? Because you're a 10/10

1010 joke, Hey girl, were you born 3 weeks before Halloween?

Quirky and Hilarious 1010 Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about 1010 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 1010 pranks.

10101 = 20

Sorry, I'm a bit high right now.

Trump marched into the white house

When trump became president obama was waiting for him at the white house.
Trump! You have to run around the entire white house while I time you, we have a little leaderboard said obama
Ok, im fast, the fastest. When i run you cant even see me trust me! Replied trump, incidentally what are the other presidents times?
Obama looked at his notebook, well I took 8:23
, clinton took 8:40, nixon took 10:10 and bush did 9:11.

Crude Dental Work (In Australian)

Man on island, has bad tooth. Needs tooth removed. Friend with an axe is like, I know what to do mate. Uses axe to try to remove tooth but unintentionally knocks out all his teeth. First guy is like, Ouch-aroo mate, that is a 10/10 on the pain scale. Axe guy says, 'Hey man, it was Axe-y Dental'

This time little Johnny got 10/10 in his homework!

Teacher: admit it Johnny, your mother helped you!
Johnny: no She didn't help me, she did it all alone.

Today is 10/10, or as the super-strict Olympic judge calls it...

August 6th.


Today may have s**..., but it was still 10/10

Today is alright

I give it a 10/10

My review of this day so far

10/10 nothing terrible happened

Did you hear about the kid who fixed the Internet?

The Internet: 7/10
The Internet with Rice: 10/10

1010 joke, Did you hear about the kid who fixed the Internet?

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