1010 Jokes

Today's a really good day...

10/10

10101 = 20

Sorry, I'm a bit high right now.

My wife asked me how she looked

I told her that she was a 10/10 and she hugged me, i had to inform her that 10/10 is still equal to 1

October 10th was such a great day

10/10

Trump marched into the white house

When trump became president obama was waiting for him at the white house.

Trump! You have to run around the entire white house while I time you, we have a little leaderboard said obama

Ok, im fast, the fastest. When i run you cant even see me trust me! Replied trump, incidentally what are the other presidents times?

Obama looked at his notebook, well I took 8:23
, clinton took 8:40, nixon took 10:10 and bush did 9:11.

Is your birthday the 10th of October?

Because you look like a 10/10!

I went on an "Authentic World War One Tour" the other day

Three quarters of our party died, we didn't go anywhere and it rained the whole time.

10/10

Are you the date?

Because you're 10/10

Crude Dental Work (In Australian)

Man on island, has bad tooth. Needs tooth removed. Friend with an axe is like, I know what to do mate. Uses axe to try to remove tooth but unintentionally knocks out all his teeth. First guy is like, Ouch-aroo mate, that is a 10/10 on the pain scale. Axe guy says, 'Hey man, it was Axe-y Dental'

This sub is the best.

It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10

Today was a great day

10/10

October tenth is a day that I rate...

10/10

This time little Johnny got 10/10 in his homework!

Teacher: admit it Johnny, your mother helped you!
Johnny: no She didn't help me, she did it all alone.

The tenth of October is the only day of the year that I would recommend

10/10

Hey girl, were you born 3 weeks before Halloween?

Because you're a 10/10

You know Alexander Hamilton was a great man.

A real 10/10.

Today is 10/10, or as the super-strict Olympic judge calls it...

August 6th.

Did you hear about the kid who fixed the Internet?

The Internet: 7/10
The Internet with Rice: 10/10

Today is alright

I give it a 10/10

10/10

Today may have sucked, but it was still 10/10

My review of this day so far

10/10 nothing terrible happened

Today was awesome!

10/10

Are you possibly perfect and named after a southern state today?

Because you're Tentatively the only 10/10 I see, Tennessee

I had a great day today...

It was 10/10

My girlfriend is a real 10/10

I don't like them any older.

My friend asked me how my day was today

I said it's 10/10

My cake day is the best.

It's 10/10

I spilled water on my computer. 0/10.

10/10 with rice.

Today is a pretty good day,

a solid 10/10.

"Hey baby, are you today?"

"'Cause you're a perfect 10/10."

Today was a good day

It was 10/10.

Domestic Violence 1/10

10/10 with Ray Rice

A guy walks into a bar with a piece of ashphalt and orders a drink for himself...

10/10 would tell again

My wife's birthday is today.

She's a 10/10

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