The Best 5 100th Birthday Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 100th Birthday jokes. There are some 100th birthday jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 100th birthday puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 100th Birthday Jokes and Puns

Today would have been Betty White's 100th birthday and a major snowstorm has hit the northeast US and Canada

I guess you could call this a Betty Whiteout

I got an escort for my grandpa's 100th birthday.

She said that she would give him super sex. He said "I'll take the soup."

People in China are all preparing to celebrate the 100th anniversary - and so should we!

Winnie the Pooh's birthday is August 21, 1921 which is only about a month off :)

My Grandma died on her 100th birthday.

It was a real shame as we were only half way though giving her the bumps.

In honor of Finland's 100th Birthday

How do you tell a extroverted Finn?

He looks at your shoes when he's talking to you.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 100th birthday jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 100th birthday piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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