Following is our collection of 100m jokes which are very funny. There are some 100m dad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 100m imagine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A girl says to her friend "The last time I had sex was like the 100 meter dash"
Her friend says "What, over in 6 seconds?"
"No, with 8 black men and a gun."
I laughed, "Over in 9.5 seconds?"
"No," she said,
"Eight black men and a gun."
There were 8 black guys and a gun
There were 8 black men and a gun.
I've finally turned a corner in my career.
You hear a gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away.
What would you do with such a big insect?
I walk past a mental Asylum every day and yesterday as I neared I could hear them chanting "Seven..Seven..Seven." This continued as I walked along the wooden fence and I found myself looking for a gap to see what was going on. About 100m down the fence i spotted a hole where the knot had fallen out and hurried towards it. I jammed my eye up to the hole, rather excited to see the ruckus and a finger sprung out and jabbed me in th eye. "Eight..eight..eight."
... with 8 black men and a gun.
Usain Bolt in the 100m finals or Ryan Lochte running through the airport to catch his flight out of Brazil?
The 100m Olympic Finals, ofcourse.
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I think the 400m relay is a better race than the 100m sprint.
I can't do anything that quick!
It took me 10 seconds to watch him run it!
Even though I'm unemployed and recently got evicted, I could still destroy Stephen Hawking in a 100m dash.
For example, the presidential race is much more important than some 100m dash.
and my mom is Hispanic
My Dad prefers the 100m sprint and my Mom prefers the 400m hurdles
It was a page turner.
Surrounded by 8 black men with their loaded guns
Mary, Pam and carol were the top three, sally fourth.
Turns out most of them aren't very good at 100m sprints.
He got a Pb
but sadly he lost, he was defeeted
Because you're always ahead.
A line leading to a butcher's shop in the Communist Bloc.
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