100m Jokes

Funniest 100m Short Jokes

Short 100m jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 100m humour may include short dash jokes also.

1. Having only ever competed in the 100m dash, what did the professional sprinter say after his first 200m race? I've finally turned a corner in my career.
2. Watching the olympic 100m is like witnessing a crime You hear a gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away.
3. Who is faster? Usain Bolt in the 100m finals or Ryan Lochte running through the airport to catch his flight out of Brazil?
4. What do you get when you put 8 black men and a Gun together ? The 100m Olympic Finals, ofcourse.
5. I'm gonna go ahead and make a racist comment by saying.. I think the 400m relay is a better race than the 100m sprint.
6. Usain Bolt did the 100m in 9.63 seconds.. I can't do anything that quick!
   It took me 10 seconds to watch him run it!
7. I like to be positive Even though I'm unemployed and recently got evicted, I could still destroy Stephen Hawking in a 100m dash.
8. I'm not racist, but some races are simply inherently more important than others. For example, the presidential race is much more important than some 100m dash.
9. A fort under siege held a 100m race for the women. Mary, Pam and carol were the top three, sally fourth.
10. My parents are mixed-race.. My Dad prefers the 100m sprint and my Mom prefers the 400m hurdles

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100m One Liners

Which 100m one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 100m? I can suggest the ones about mathematician and imagine.

1. Imagine winning the 100m butterfly... What would you do with such a big insect?
2. It's okay to hate a race. I, for example, hate 100m sprint!
3. What's white and in the men's 100m track final? The lines.
4. I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100m and my mom is Hispanic
5. Did you hear about the 100m dash? It was a page turner.
6. Why did the 100m sprinter get a lead medal? He got a Pb
7. There's no African race... Oh wait...the 100m sprint!!!
8. What is the downside of running the 100m dash in under 10 seconds? Being Black!
9. My last time having s**... was like the 100m dash There were 8 black guys and a gun
10. My first s**... was like 100m dash... ... with 8 black men and a gun.

100m Dash Jokes

Here is a list of funny 100m dash jokes and even better 100m dash puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• 100m Dash A girl says to her friend "The last time I had s**... was like the 100 meter dash"
  Her friend says "What, over in 6 seconds?"
  "No, with 8 black men and a gun."
• The last time I had s**... was like the 100m Olympic dash Surrounded by 8 black men with their loaded guns

Giggle-Inducing 100m Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about 100m you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean downside jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 100m pranks.