100m Jokes

These are the 36 100m jokes and hilarious 100m puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 100m that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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Best Short 100m Jokes

These are our top 100m puns. Have fun with a good 100m joke in English with simple 100m humour.

  1. Having only ever competed in the 100m dash, what did the professional sprinter say after his first 200m race? I've finally turned a corner in my career.
  2. Watching the olympic 100m is like witnessing a crime You hear a gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away.
  3. Who is faster? Usain Bolt in the 100m finals or Ryan Lochte running through the airport to catch his flight out of Brazil?
  4. What do you get when you put 8 black men and a Gun together ? The 100m Olympic Finals, ofcourse.
  5. I'm gonna go ahead and make a racist comment by saying.. I think the 400m relay is a better race than the 100m sprint.
  6. Usain Bolt did the 100m in 9.63 seconds.. I can't do anything that quick!
    It took me 10 seconds to watch him run it!
  7. I like to be positive Even though I'm unemployed and recently got evicted, I could still destroy Stephen Hawking in a 100m dash.
  8. I'm not racist, but some races are simply inherently more important than others. For example, the presidential race is much more important than some 100m dash.
  9. A fort under siege held a 100m race for the women. Mary, Pam and carol were the top three, sally fourth.
  10. My parents are mixed-race.. My Dad prefers the 100m sprint and my Mom prefers the 400m hurdles
100m joke, My parents are mixed-race..

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these 100m jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 100m puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

100m One Liners

Which 100m dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 100m?

  1. Imagine winning the 100m butterfly... What would you do with such a big insect?
  2. It's okay to hate a race. I, for example, hate 100m sprint!
  3. What's white and in the men's 100m track final? The lines.
  4. I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100m and my mom is Hispanic
  5. Did you hear about the 100m dash? It was a page turner.
  6. Why did the 100m sprinter get a lead medal? He got a Pb
  7. There's no African race... Oh wait...the 100m sprint!!!
  8. What is the downside of running the 100m dash in under 10 seconds? Being Black!
  9. My last time having s**... was like the 100m dash There were 8 black guys and a gun
  10. My first s**... was like 100m dash... ... with 8 black men and a gun.

100m Dash Jokes

Here is a list of funny 100m dash jokes and even better 100m dash puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • 100m Dash A girl says to her friend "The last time I had s**... was like the 100 meter dash"
    Her friend says "What, over in 6 seconds?"
    "No, with 8 black men and a gun."
  • The last time I had s**... was like the 100m Olympic dash Surrounded by 8 black men with their loaded guns
100m joke, The last time I had s**... was like the 100m Olympic dash

Giggle-Inducing 100m Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about 100m to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 100m prank.

A girl I know said the last time she had s**..., it was like the men's Olympic 100m finals

I laughed, "Over in 9.5 seconds?"
"No," she said,
"Eight black men and a gun."

Last time I had s**..., it felt like the 100m Olympic final.

There were 8 black men and a gun.

A blonde is in a swimming competition.

She comes in dead last in the 100m breast s**.... After she climbs out of the pool, she walks over to the referee.
"I don't want to sound like a whiner," she says, "but I think the other swimmers were using their arms."


I walk past a mental Asylum every day and yesterday as I neared I could hear them chanting "Seven..Seven..Seven." This continued as I walked along the wooden fence and I found myself looking for a gap to see what was going on. About 100m down the fence i spotted a hole where the knot had fallen out and hurried towards it. I jammed my eye up to the hole, rather excited to see the ruckus and a finger sprung out and jabbed me in th eye. "Eight..eight..eight."

I used to be the fastest mathematician in my country.

Turns out most of them aren't very good at 100m sprints.

100m joke, I used to be the fastest mathematician in my country.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

The impact of these 100m jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.