A girl says to her friend "The last time I had sex was like the 100 meter dash"
Her friend says "What, over in 6 seconds?"
"No, with 8 black men and a gun."
I laughed, "Over in 9.5 seconds?"
"No," she said,
"Eight black men and a gun."
There were 8 black guys and a gun
There were 8 black men and a gun.
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, D.C.
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls it down and asks, What's going on?
Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100m ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations.
How much is everyone giving, on average? asks the driver.
The man replies, Roughly a gallon."
I've finally turned a corner in my career.
You hear a gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away.
What would you do with such a big insect?
I walk past a mental Asylum every day and yesterday as I neared I could hear them chanting "Seven..Seven..Seven." This continued as I walked along the wooden fence and I found myself looking for a gap to see what was going on. About 100m down the fence i spotted a hole where the knot had fallen out and hurried towards it. I jammed my eye up to the hole, rather excited to see the ruckus and a finger sprung out and jabbed me in th eye. "Eight..eight..eight."
... with 8 black men and a gun.
Usain Bolt in the 100m finals or Ryan Lochte running through the airport to catch his flight out of Brazil?
The 100m Olympic Finals, ofcourse.
The lines.
I can't do anything that quick!
It took me 10 seconds to watch him run it!
Even though I'm unemployed and recently got evicted, I could still destroy Stephen Hawking in a 100m dash.
and my mom is Hispanic
For example, the presidential race is much more important than some 100m dash.
My Dad prefers the 100m sprint and my Mom prefers the 400m hurdles
It was a page turner.
Turns out most of them aren't very good at 100m sprints.
Mary, Pam and carol were the top three, sally fourth.
Surrounded by 8 black men with their loaded guns
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