100m Dash Jokes
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100m Dash
A girl says to her friend "The last time I had s**... was like the 100 meter dash"
Her friend says "What, over in 6 seconds?"
"No, with 8 black men and a gun."
My last time having s**... was like the 100m dash
There were 8 black guys and a gun
Having only ever competed in the 100m dash, what did the professional sprinter say after his first 200m race?
I've finally turned a corner in my career.
My first s**... was like 100m dash...
... with 8 black men and a gun.
I like to be positive
Even though I'm unemployed and recently got evicted, I could still destroy Stephen Hawking in a 100m dash.
I'm not racist, but some races are simply inherently more important than others.
For example, the presidential race is much more important than some 100m dash.
Did you hear about the 100m dash?
It was a page turner.
The last time I had s**... was like the 100m Olympic dash
Surrounded by 8 black men with their loaded guns
What is the downside of running the 100m dash in under 10 seconds?
Being Black!
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