100k Jokes
17 100k jokes and hilarious 100k puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 100k that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest 100k Short Jokes
Short 100k jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 100k humour may include short taxes jokes also.
- A strange man appeared at the door and offered me 100k, but 200k would be given to the person I hate most. Terrific I said, I would love 300k.
- I got my student loans down from 100k to 50k overnight with this super easy life hack. Divorce
- The Apple Store in my city was looted and thieves took off with $100K worth of products. Police make no arrests and say they were were able to recover both computers.
- I went to the doctor and told him that I'm having trouble 'satisfying' the wife. He told me I should do what he does, so I asked, What's that, then? He chuckled, Earn 100k a year!"
- What does Xxxtentacion fans call a $100k donation to a charity A ticket to an all you can beat buffet
- The Russian army orders 100K rubbers from a US company, specifying 12" fit needed. The US firm fills the order with packaging marked "MEDIUM."
- The Fine Bros should be join the Criminal Minds team After all, they did find 100k unsubs in just one day.
- How much does a Humvee cost the U.S. Military? Around $1.1 million. $100k to buy it, and $1 million to destroy it after ISIL captures it.
- Worrying about money kept me up at night. My mom told me to put my money in my mattress because you can't trust banks. So I bought a $100k mattress and now I sleep like a baby.
- I just made the easiest 100k of my life KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Share These 100k Jokes With Friends
100k One Liners
Which 100k one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 100k? I can suggest the ones about gross and bros.
- What has two thumbs and 100k karma on their cake day? Not me.
- I'm thinking to buy a car for around $100k can you tell me how do i get this much money
- Thanks university! I don't think I can ever repay you! Spend a 100k to get a 40k job...
Share Hilarious 100k Jokes and Enjoy Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about 100k you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean million jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 100k pranks.
100K people are having s**... right now.
75,000 are kissing
50,000 are hugging
And you? Well, you're reading this.
^(Trust me, I'm not happy about this either)
It's interesting how different parts of the country have different ways of saying the same thing.
For instance, in most parts of the country, having an income of $100k or more is called "making six figures".
However, here in San Francisco, we call that same thing "living above the poverty line".
