100k Jokes

Following is our collection of gross humor and bros one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 100k puns for adults, dirty million jokes or clean fine gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about 100k

I got my student loans down from 100k to 50k overnight with this super easy life hack.

Divorce

100K people are having sex right now.

75,000 are kissing

50,000 are hugging

And you? Well, you're reading this.

^(Trust me, I'm not happy about this either)

It's interesting how different parts of the country have different ways of saying the same thing.

For instance, in most parts of the country, having an income of $100k or more is called "making six figures".

However, here in San Francisco, we call that same thing "living above the poverty line".

100k joke, It's interesting how different parts of the country have different ways of saying the same thing.

The Apple Store in my city was looted and thieves took off with $100K worth of products.

Police make no arrests and say they were were able to recover both computers.

What has two thumbs and 100k karma on their cake day?

Not me.


I went to the doctor and told him that I'm having trouble 'satisfying' the wife. He told me I should do what he does, so I asked, What's that, then?

He chuckled, Earn 100k a year!"

I'm thinking to buy a car for around $100k

can you tell me how do i get this much money

100k joke, I'm thinking to buy a car for around $100k

Thanks university! I don't think I can ever repay you!

Spend a 100k to get a 40k job...

What does Xxxtentacion fans call a $100k donation to a charity

A ticket to an all you can beat buffet

The Russian army orders 100K rubbers from a US company, specifying 12" fit needed.

The US firm fills the order with packaging marked "MEDIUM."

The Fine Bros should be join the Criminal Minds team

After all, they did find 100k unsubs in just one day.


How much does a Humvee cost the U.S. Military?

Around $1.1 million. $100k to buy it, and $1 million to destroy it after ISIL captures it.

I just made the easiest 100k of my life

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Worrying about money kept me up at night. My mom told me to put my money in my mattress because you can't trust banks.

So I bought a $100k mattress and now I sleep like a baby.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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