The Best 15 100k Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 100k jokes. There are some 100k bros jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 100k fine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 100k Jokes and Puns

I got my student loans down from 100k to 50k overnight with this super easy life hack.

Divorce

100K people are having sex right now.

75,000 are kissing

50,000 are hugging

And you? Well, you're reading this.

^(Trust me, I'm not happy about this either)

It's interesting how different parts of the country have different ways of saying the same thing.

For instance, in most parts of the country, having an income of $100k or more is called "making six figures".

However, here in San Francisco, we call that same thing "living above the poverty line".

100k joke, It's interesting how different parts of the country have different ways of saying the same thing.

The Apple Store in my city was looted and thieves took off with $100K worth of products.

Police make no arrests and say they were were able to recover both computers.

What has two thumbs and 100k karma on their cake day?

Not me.


I went to the doctor and told him that I'm having trouble 'satisfying' the wife. He told me I should do what he does, so I asked, What's that, then?

He chuckled, Earn 100k a year!"

I'm thinking to buy a car for around $100k

can you tell me how do i get this much money

100k joke, I'm thinking to buy a car for around $100k

Thanks university! I don't think I can ever repay you!

Spend a 100k to get a 40k job...

What does Xxxtentacion fans call a $100k donation to a charity

A ticket to an all you can beat buffet

The Russian army orders 100K rubbers from a US company, specifying 12" fit needed.

The US firm fills the order with packaging marked "MEDIUM."

The Fine Bros should be join the Criminal Minds team

After all, they did find 100k unsubs in just one day.

You can explore 100k gross reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 100k million dad jokes. There are also 100k puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


How much does a Humvee cost the U.S. Military?

Around $1.1 million. $100k to buy it, and $1 million to destroy it after ISIL captures it.

Worrying about money kept me up at night. My mom told me to put my money in my mattress because you can't trust banks.

So I bought a $100k mattress and now I sleep like a baby.

I just made the easiest 100k of my life

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How much money do i need to give you for you to eat meat?

Vegetarian: "umm idk, 100k?"

Me: "HAH! So you do want to eat meat!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 100k mom jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 100k buy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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