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A strange man appeared at the door and offered me 100k, but 200k would be given to the person I hate most.
Terrific I said, I would love 300k.
I got my student loans down from 100k to 50k overnight with this super easy life hack.
Divorce
100K people are having s**... right now.
75,000 are kissing
50,000 are hugging
And you? Well, you're reading this.
^(Trust me, I'm not happy about this either)
It's interesting how different parts of the country have different ways of saying the same thing.
For instance, in most parts of the country, having an income of $100k or more is called "making six figures".
However, here in San Francisco, we call that same thing "living above the poverty line".
The Apple Store in my city was looted and thieves took off with $100K worth of products.
Police make no arrests and say they were were able to recover both computers.
What has two thumbs and 100k karma on their cake day?
Not me.
I went to the doctor and told him that I'm having trouble 'satisfying' the wife. He told me I should do what he does, so I asked, What's that, then?
He chuckled, Earn 100k a year!"
I'm thinking to buy a car for around $100k
can you tell me how do i get this much money
Thanks university! I don't think I can ever repay you!
Spend a 100k to get a 40k job...
What does Xxxtentacion fans call a $100k donation to a charity
A ticket to an all you can beat buffet
The Russian army orders 100K rubbers from a US company, specifying 12" fit needed.
The US firm fills the order with packaging marked "MEDIUM."
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The Fine Bros should be join the Criminal Minds team
After all, they did find 100k unsubs in just one day.
How much does a Humvee cost the U.S. Military?
Around $1.1 million. $100k to buy it, and $1 million to destroy it after ISIL captures it.
Worrying about money kept me up at night. My mom told me to put my money in my mattress because you can't trust banks.
So I bought a $100k mattress and now I sleep like a baby.
I just made the easiest 100k of my life
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How much money do i need to give you for you to eat meat?
Vegetarian: "umm idk, 100k?"
Me: "HAH! So you do want to eat meat!"
