1001 Jokes

Following is our collection of jokes humor and dad one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 1001 puns for adults, dirty son jokes or clean give gags for kids.

There is an abundance of kids jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on 1001. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any pulls witze you can hear about 1001.

The Best jokes about 1001

Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

Why was 1000 afraid of 0111

0111
1000
1001

I hope this joke gains traction when machines takes over the world

A strange man told me that he would give me 1 million dollars, but the person I loathed most in the world would get 1 billion dollars. He asked if I would accept?

"Easy," I replied, "Of course I'll take it."


"I'm just not sure what I'm going to do with 1.001 billion dollars"

At the race track and saw a 100-1 horse win a race.

I couldn't believe it, what are the odds of that.

When you become a dad

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father "Well son, now that you've got kids of your own, I think it's time I give you this"
"Dad you don't mean..."
"Yes son, I do" Dad pulls out a copy of 1001 dad jokes, 5th edition "Dad I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes. "Hi honoured", replies his father, "I'm dad".


How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001

1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

I wrote a book about Homeopathy....

I named it 1001 uses of Alcohol.

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there...

...and they called the cops when your wedding reception ran past 10:01 PM.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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