The Best 9 1001 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1001 jokes. There are some 1001 dad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1001 give puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 1001 Jokes and Puns

Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

Why was 1000 afraid of 0111

0111
1000
1001

I hope this joke gains traction when machines takes over the world

A strange man told me that he would give me 1 million dollars, but the person I loathed most in the world would get 1 billion dollars. He asked if I would accept?

"Easy," I replied, "Of course I'll take it."

"I'm just not sure what I'm going to do with 1.001 billion dollars"

At the race track and saw a 100-1 horse win a race.

I couldn't believe it, what are the odds of that.

When you become a dad

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father "Well son, now that you've got kids of your own, I think it's time I give you this"
"Dad you don't mean..."
"Yes son, I do" Dad pulls out a copy of 1001 dad jokes, 5th edition "Dad I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes. "Hi honoured", replies his father, "I'm dad".


How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001

1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

I wrote a book about Homeopathy....

I named it 1001 uses of Alcohol.

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there...

...and they called the cops when your wedding reception ran past 10:01 PM.

What's a YouTuber's favourite time?

10:01

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1001 kids jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1001 pulls piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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