100 Percent Jokes

These are the 16 100 percent jokes and hilarious 100 percent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 100 percent that are good jokes for kids and friends..

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These are our top 100 percent puns. Have fun with a good 100 percent joke in English with simple 100 percent humour.

  1. I'm 100 percent against animal cruelty. Nothing makes me sadder than when my dog makes fun of me.
  2. Apparently 30 percent of under-6's in the U.S know how to use an iPad. Whereas 100 percent of under-6's in China know how to make one.
  3. Father(to son): Son, you should be getting 90 percent marks this time. Son: No Dad, I will get a 100 percent.
    Father: Don't joke with me.
    Son: Who started?
  4. Classmate: Why is that watet called 'smart' water? Me: Because it's 70 percent like me. If it was 100 percent like me It would be called brilliant water (and also would be a lot grosser)
  5. I named my kids after the place they were conceived Although I'm almost 100 percent sure i**... isn't mine.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these 100 percent jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 100 percent puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

100 Percent One Liners

Which 100 percent dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 100 percent?

  1. You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take -Jenny Mccarthy
  2. My contraceptive method is 100 percent effective. I just use my personality.
  3. I know 100% percent that God doesn't exist because I just asked him and he said so
  4. The cooks at McDonald's are guaranteed using 100 percent real beef 5 percent of the time
  5. What is 100 percent exactly 1 perdollar

100 Percent Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 100 percent to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 100 percent prank.

A man and his pregnant wife go to the hospital...

A man and his pregnant wife go to the hospital so the wife can give birth. After the nurses get her settled in, the doctor approaches the man and says, "We just got this new machine in that will transfer some of the pain of childbirth to the father. Would you like to try it out?"
The man says, "Well of course. Anything for my wife. Fire it up, doc!"
As the wife begins to have the baby, the doctor cranks up the dial on the machine to 25 percent. The wife screams in pain, but the man says, "I don't feel anything at all."
"That's odd," says the doctor. He adjusts the dial to 50 percent. The wife's screams grow quieter, but the husband still doesn't feel a thing.
"That's uncanny," says the doctor as he turns the dial all the way up to 100 percent. Neither the husband nor his wife feel any pain at all, the baby is delivered healthy, they're discharged from the hospital, they go home, and the mailman is dead on the porch.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these 100 percent jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.