100 Meter Dash Jokes

6 100 meter dash jokes and hilarious 100 meter dash puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 100 meter dash that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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100 Meter Dash Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good 100 meter dash joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

100m Dash

A girl says to her friend "The last time I had s**... was like the 100 meter dash"
Her friend says "What, over in 6 seconds?"
"No, with 8 black men and a gun."

What do you call several blonde hair blue-eyed men doing the 100 meter dash?

The superior race

I lost my virginity like I lost the 100 meter dash.


A good time

I met a girl at the bar and she said she'd show me a good time. So we went outside, and she ran the 100 meter dash in 10.53 seconds.

I don't see why people dislike racial diversity

I'm getting bored of watching the 100 meter dash.

What do you call a pornstar that comes in last place in the 100 meter dash?

Slow poke.

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