1 Iron Jokes
10 1 iron jokes and hilarious 1 iron puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 1 iron that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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1 Iron Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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The maid asked for a raise
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The maid asked for a raise. The woman asked her why.
Maid : "For three reasons. Number 1, I iron clothes better than you."
Woman : "Who said that?"
Maid : "Your husband said that"
Woman : "Oh"
Maid : "Secondly, I cook better than you"
Woman : " Who said that?"
Maid : "Your husband"
Woman : "Oh"
Maid : "And the third reason is that I am better at s**... than you"
Woman : "Did my husband said that too?"
Maid : "No, the gardener did."
My favorite golf joke
Two guys are out golfing and a big thunderstorm rolls in. The first guy packs up his gear and starts running for the clubhouse when he sees his buddy take his 1-iron out of his bag and hold it above his head while casually walking in.
First guy says, "What are you doing?! Are you trying to get yourself killed? Don't you see all the lightning?"
"Don't worry," says the second guy, "even God can't hit a 1-iron."
Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm
Even god couldn't hit a one iron
How to get your raise!?
The maid asked for a raise. The woman asked her why.
Maid : "For three reasons.
Number 1, I iron clothes better than you."
Woman : "Who said that?"
Maid : "Your husband said that"
Woman : "Ohhh, Okay fine"
Maid : "Secondly, I cook better than you"
Woman : " Who said that?"
Maid : "Your husband"
Woman : "Okay fine"
Maid : "And the third reason is that I am better at s**... than you"
Woman : "Did my husband said that too?"
Maid : "No, the mailman did."
Woman : "Okay!! Stop"
Did you hear that you can buy iron and carbon for the price of just 1 alloy?
What a steel!
In the unlikely event you have a 1 iron
and are caught golfing during a lightning storm, hold it up. Because even God himself cannot hit a 1 iron.
Disclaimer: a friend of mine told me this one on the golf course today. Neither I nor he wrote this joke, just thought it was really funny.
Golfing in a Thunderstorm
What should you do if it starts to thunder while you are playing golf?
Get out your 1 iron and hold it up to the sky, because even god can't hit a 1 iron.
It's ironic that Russell Wilson and Ciara are dating
...to win the Super Bowl, all his team needed was 1 or 2 steps
There are 3 types of comments I hate.
1. Unrelated ones.
2. Lists.
3. Ironical.
Two friends are out playing golf...
One of them is checking out his buddy's clubs.
"Looks like a decent set-up you have there," he says. "But just one question-- why one earth do you carry a 1-iron?"
"Well, I bring that with me just in case there's a thunderstorm," the friend replies.
"What do you mean?"
"Whenever I see lightning overhead, I immediately grab my bag, run out to the center of the fairway, and hold that club straight up in the air."
Taken aback, the first guy asks, "Why would you do that!?"
"Because," his friend says, "Even God can't hit a 1-iron!"
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