The Best 10 0200 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 0200 jokes. There are some 0200 buy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 0200 sugar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 0200 Jokes and Puns

My wife said she wanted her birthday gift to go from 0-200 in less than ten seconds...

...so I bought her a bathroom scale.

My wife said that for Christmas, she wanted something that went from 0-200 in 6 seconds;

so I got her a scale.

My fat girlfriend demanded that for her birthday I get her something in the driveway that goes 0-200 in 5 seconds.

Apparently a scale wasn't what she was thinking.

A man forgets his wife's birthday...

So his wife says to him "tomorrow I better wake up and there will be something with a bow on it that go from 0-200 in the blink of any eye."

The next day the wife wakes up and in the driveway is a big box with a bow on it. Excitedly she opens the box and much to her surprise all she uncovers is a scale.

For our 25 year anniversary, my wife asked me for a present that goes from 0-200 in seconds.

I got her a bathroom scale.


My wife told me she wants something that goes 0-200....

I told her to go step on the scale!

For my birthday I wanted something that could go 0-200 in 5 seconds or less. My wife said she had the perfect gift idea

A bathroom scale wasn't what I had in mind

Jason's wife Liane wanted something that in 6 seconds goes from 0-200..

So he bought her a bathroom scale.

You're fat liane, don't sugar coat it. Because you'll just eat that too.

My wifes birthday

My wife asked me for something that went from 0-200 insanely fast.
Bought her a pair of scales

My Wife Went To The Car Dealership...

She asked me to buy her something that goes 0-200 in under 5 seconds.

So I bought her a scale instead.

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