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...so I bought her a bathroom scale.
She woke up to find a scale.
so I got her a scale.
His wife was mad and demanded that there be something in the driveway the next morning that will go 0-200 in 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE.
So the next morning comes around and there was a massive box in the driveway.
His wife unwrapped the present excited, to find a set of bathroom scales.
Bob hasn't been seen since last Friday.
Apparently a scale wasn't what she was thinking.
So his wife says to him "tomorrow I better wake up and there will be something with a bow on it that go from 0-200 in the blink of any eye."
The next day the wife wakes up and in the driveway is a big box with a bow on it. Excitedly she opens the box and much to her surprise all she uncovers is a scale.
I got her a bathroom scale.
I told her to go step on the scale!
A bathroom scale wasn't what I had in mind
So he bought her a bathroom scale.
You're fat liane, don't sugar coat it. Because you'll just eat that too.
My wife asked me for something that went from 0-200 insanely fast.
Bought her a pair of scales
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She asked me to buy her something that goes 0-200 in under 5 seconds.
So I bought her a scale instead.
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