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11 0200 jokes and hilarious 0200 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 0200 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest 0200 Short Jokes

Short 0200 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 0200 humour may include short bathroom jokes also.

  1. My wife said she wanted her birthday gift to go from 0-200 in less than ten seconds... ...so I bought her a bathroom scale.
  2. My wife demanded I had something that went 0-200 in less than 6 seconds in the driveway for here birthday. She woke up to find a scale.
  3. My wife said that for Christmas, she wanted something that went from 0-200 in 6 seconds; so I got her a scale.
  4. My fat girlfriend demanded that for her birthday I get her something in the driveway that goes 0-200 in 5 seconds. Apparently a scale wasn't what she was thinking.
  5. For our 25 year anniversary, my wife asked me for a present that goes from 0-200 in seconds. I got her a bathroom scale.
  6. My wife told me she wants something that goes 0-200.... I told her to go step on the scale!
  7. For my birthday I wanted something that could go 0-200 in 5 seconds or less. My wife said she had the perfect gift idea A bathroom scale wasn't what I had in mind
  8. Jason's wife Liane wanted something that in 6 seconds goes from 0-200.. So he bought her a bathroom scale.
    You're fat liane, don't sugar coat it. Because you'll just eat that too.
  9. My wifes birthday My wife asked me for something that went from 0-200 insanely fast.
    Bought her a pair of scales
  10. My Wife Went To The Car Dealership... She asked me to buy her something that goes 0-200 in under 5 seconds.
    So I bought her a scale instead.

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Hilarious Fun 0200 Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about 0200 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 0200 pranks.

Bob forget his wife's wedding anniversary

His wife was mad and demanded that there be something in the driveway the next morning that will go 0-200 in 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE.
So the next morning comes around and there was a massive box in the driveway.
His wife unwrapped the present excited, to find a set of bathroom scales.
Bob hasn't been seen since last Friday.

A man forgets his wife's birthday...

So his wife says to him "tomorrow I better wake up and there will be something with a bow on it that go from 0-200 in the blink of any eye."
The next day the wife wakes up and in the driveway is a big box with a bow on it. Excitedly she opens the box and much to her surprise all she uncovers is a scale.