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Hilarious Fun 0200 Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
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My fat girlfriend demanded that for her birthday I get her something in the driveway that goes 0-200 in 5 seconds.
Apparently a scale wasn't what she was thinking.
For our 25 year anniversary, my wife asked me for a present that goes from 0-200 in seconds.
I got her a bathroom scale.
My Wife Went To The Car Dealership...
She asked me to buy her something that goes 0-200 in under 5 seconds.
So I bought her a scale instead.
Bob forgets his anniversary.
Bob woke up one morning to find his wife waiting for him in the kitchen, looking unusually angry.
"What's wrong dear?"
"Do you know what yesterday was?"
At that moment Bob realized that yesterday was his anniversary with his wife.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry how could I forget?"
"Well it doesn't matter. I want something that can go 0-200 in less then 60 seconds on the front yard tomorrow."
The next morning, Bob's wife woke up and couldn't find Bob. So she went out in the front yard. Greeting her was neither a car nor Bob, it was a small cardboard box. Perplexed, she took the box inside the house and opened it.
Inside was a bathroom scale.
A man is busy at work and forgets that it is his wife's birthday...
When he gets home, his wife is completely enraged. "I DEMAND THAT YOU GET ME SOMETHING THAT CAN GO FROM 0-200 IN 5 SECONDS OR LESS!". The man cowers under his wife and nods his head.
The next morning the man leaves early for work and puts a small package on the driveway. When his wife wakes up, she looks outside and sees the package. Confused, she grabs her coat and runs outside. She rips up the paper, expecting to see keys, but instead there is a weight scale.
The man has been missing for several days.
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