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These are the 11 0200 jokes and hilarious 0200 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 0200 that are good jokes for kids and friends.


Hilarious Fun 0200 Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What is a good 0200 joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My wife said she wanted her birthday gift to go from 0-200 in less than ten seconds...

...so I bought her a bathroom scale.

My wife demanded I had something that went 0-200 in less than 6 seconds in the driveway for here birthday.

She woke up to find a scale.

My wife said that for Christmas, she wanted something that went from 0-200 in 6 seconds;

so I got her a scale.

Bob forget his wife's wedding anniversary

His wife was mad and demanded that there be something in the driveway the next morning that will go 0-200 in 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE.
So the next morning comes around and there was a massive box in the driveway.
His wife unwrapped the present excited, to find a set of bathroom scales.
Bob hasn't been seen since last Friday.

My fat girlfriend demanded that for her birthday I get her something in the driveway that goes 0-200 in 5 seconds.

Apparently a scale wasn't what she was thinking.

A man forgets his wife's birthday...

So his wife says to him "tomorrow I better wake up and there will be something with a bow on it that go from 0-200 in the blink of any eye."
The next day the wife wakes up and in the driveway is a big box with a bow on it. Excitedly she opens the box and much to her surprise all she uncovers is a scale.

For our 25 year anniversary, my wife asked me for a present that goes from 0-200 in seconds.

I got her a bathroom scale.

My wife told me she wants something that goes 0-200....

I told her to go step on the scale!

For my birthday I wanted something that could go 0-200 in 5 seconds or less. My wife said she had the perfect gift idea

A bathroom scale wasn't what I had in mind

Jason's wife Liane wanted something that in 6 seconds goes from 0-200..

So he bought her a bathroom scale.
You're fat liane, don't sugar coat it. Because you'll just eat that too.

My wifes birthday

My wife asked me for something that went from 0-200 insanely fast.
Bought her a pair of scales

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these 0200 jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 0200 puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !





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