0100 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 0100 jokes. Read 0100 happy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 0100 similar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Entertaining 0100 Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

My wife was hinting at what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0-100 in 3 seconds."

I got her a weighing scale.

A husband forgot his wedding anniversary..

His wife was irate. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to see a gift in the driveway that goes 0-100 in two seconds.. AND IT BETTER BE THERE"

The next morning when she woke up, she looked out the window to find a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it, and found a brand new pair of bathroom scales.

0-100 real quick

So the wife is extremely angry at the husband for forgetting their anniversary. She yells at him,"I BETTER SEE SOMETHING IN THE DRIVEWAY THAT GOES FROM 0-300 IN 6 SECONDS" and storms off. The next day when she wakes up, she finds a giant box in the driveway. She gets dressed and goes to the driveway to investigate. When she opens it she finds a bathroom scale...

The only time my car goes 0-100 real fast.

Is when it's sitting in broad daylight on a summer day.

Did you hear the one about the driver who boasted about his 0-100 time?

He was all torque.

Celsius be like

On a scale of 0-100, how hot is this water?

My wifes been after me for years she wants something that can go 0-100 in 3 seconds

She wasn't too happy when i got her a scale.

A husband asks his wife what she'd like for her birthday, she responds with: "I want something red that goes from 0-100 in a second"

So he buys her a red weight scale.

For americans, 0-100Kmh is similar to 0-60Mph, so she implied she wanted a Ferrari or something, the husband bought her a scale, 100kg being around 200 pounds, a lot.

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