Entertaining 0100 Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
My wife was hinting at what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0-100 in 3 seconds."
I got her a weighing scale.
A husband forgot his wedding anniversary..
His wife was irate. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to see a gift in the driveway that goes 0-100 in two seconds.. AND IT BETTER BE THERE"
The next morning when she woke up, she looked out the window to find a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it, and found a brand new pair of bathroom scales.
0-100 real quick
So the wife is extremely angry at the husband for forgetting their anniversary. She yells at him,"I BETTER SEE SOMETHING IN THE DRIVEWAY THAT GOES FROM 0-300 IN 6 SECONDS" and storms off. The next day when she wakes up, she finds a giant box in the driveway. She gets dressed and goes to the driveway to investigate. When she opens it she finds a bathroom scale...
The only time my car goes 0-100 real fast.
Is when it's sitting in broad daylight on a summer day.
Did you hear the one about the driver who boasted about his 0-100 time?
He was all torque.
Celsius be like
On a scale of 0-100, how hot is this water?
My wifes been after me for years she wants something that can go 0-100 in 3 seconds
She wasn't too happy when i got her a scale.
A husband asks his wife what she'd like for her birthday, she responds with: "I want something red that goes from 0-100 in a second"
So he buys her a red weight scale.
For americans, 0-100Kmh is similar to 0-60Mph, so she implied she wanted a Ferrari or something, the husband bought her a scale, 100kg being around 200 pounds, a lot.
