010 Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious 010 puns

In the toy shop in my area, packet balloons cost $0.10 each, but $10 when filled with air?

God damn inflation.

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I enjoy rating countries on a 0-10 scale

I give Nepal a solid 7.8. The score is so high, it's ground breaking

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I like to pick up girls at gas station convenience stores.

Why? Simple math.

Everyone knows the Hotness scale of 0-10. However, not many know the amount of people at each level.

Assuming 7.4 Billion people there are:

~5 billion 5's

~1 billion 6's

~100 million 7's

~9 million 8's

~220 thousand 9's

~2 thousand 10's.

Now the scale is weighted upwards. So 6's are all people between 6 and 6.99999, 7's are people between 7 and 7.9999 etc.

However, this means that 10's are actually 10's and up.

So the eternal question, are there 11's?

Yes, there are 11's and that's why I hang out at convenience stores for you see,

There are exactly 7-11's.

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No words can describe how beautiful you are..

but numbers can 0/10

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I spilled water on my computer. 0/10.

10/10 with rice.

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What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests

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Don't Commit Suicide

0/10 people who commit suicide recommend it.

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A gymnast walks into a bar..

0/10

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The 'Shazam' app doesn't work.

It says it's listening, but I keep saying 'Shazam!' and nothing happens. 0/10.

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I went on a starvation diet...

10/10 without rice

0/10 with rice

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An asshole walked into a bar.

0/10 worst penetration ever.

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If I got 0,01 cent for every time I was told how smart I am

I would be sill 0,10 cent short for lollipop.

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What are the most funny 010 jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about 010? Well, here are the best 010 dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and 010 pick up lines to share with friends.

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