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Funniest Smokin Short Jokes

Short smokin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smokin humour may include short bong jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the medusa who was smokin' hot? One look at her made every man rock hard
  2. Say what you want about Jewish women being ugly... But during the Holocaust, they were smokin' hot.
  3. Statistics show that one out of three of your next door neighbors could be a child m**...... Thank goodness the only neighbors I have are smokin' hot ten year olds.
  4. Homosexuality is a lot like smokin w**... I'd don't care if you're gay, just don't blow it in my face.
  5. I met a smokin' hot lady in the hotel bar. Later that night, she was b**... on my hotel room door. I finally got up and let her out....☹️

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Smokin One Liners

Which smokin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smokin? I can suggest the ones about cigar and vape.

  1. Cremation My final hope for a smokin' hot body!
  2. When I die, I want to be cremated. It's my last chance to get a smokin' hot body
  3. How do you get a smokin' hot bod in no time at all? Cremation
  4. What do you call a smokin' hot Karen? A hard no.
  5. What do you call a potato smokin' a joint? Baked!
  6. What's the best part about being cremated? Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
  7. Are you Jewish? Because your body's smokin ;)
  8. Are you French? Cause you're smokin'
  9. Hey girl, are you Northern Europe? Cause you are smokin hot!
  10. Say what you want about the Holocaust.. But it had some smokin' hot b**....

Smokin joke, Say what you want about the Holocaust..

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about smokin can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of smokin puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Fun Smokin Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about smokin you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean tobacco jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make smokin prank.

Smoking will kill you ...


bacon will kill you...
But, smoking bacon will cure it.

How do you get a smoking hot lover?

Stop using l**... and go really fast.

After smoking on a fat blunt with his neighbor, a man walks back to his apartment he shares with his girlfriend and realizes he forgets his key. Eyes red and clothes smelling like w**..., he knocks on the door and his girlfriend answers...

She looks at him and with disgust says "high again?"
He looks at her intently and replies back saying "hello"

Smoking is actually a good thing for me

Look how often I have to go outside into the fresh air

If smoking w**... ruins your short term memory...

...then what does smoking w**... do?

I know I'll have a smoking hot body someday.

Unless they decide to bury me, that is.

Smoking is a scientific wonder!

It kills people, but cure salmon.

What do you do if you're smoking w**... in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman

Park in it bruh

If smoking is so bad for you

How come it cures salmon?

Smoking two cigarettes at once

A girl saw a guy smoking two cigarettes at once, she asked him why ? he replied that he smokes one for himself and one for his buddy in prison. Another day, the same girl saw that guy again smoking only one cigarette this time, she said : "Congrats! i'm verry happy for you and your friend ! he must have missed you", he replied that he still is in prison, she asked : "so why are you smoking only one cigarette ?", he replied : "i stopped smoking".

I have been smoking w**... for almost 13 years.

Or about a baker's dozen.

A smoking hot girl walks into a bar.

A guy at the bar says, "Wow, you're gonna get laid tonight!"
She replies, "Hehe, how do you know?"
He replies, "Because I'm stronger than you."

Smoking seriously harms you and others around you

So smoke casually for the sake of public health

He was smoking and talking to his old classmate online.

She asked, why he was typing so slow, and he said, because my other hand isn't free.
She is not replying anymore.
Lesson learnt.

What does smoking cure?

Pork

Smoking is good for the environment

Because it kills humans

Smoking cigarettes is a lot like m**...

When you're drunk at 4 am, it's great. But when you're​ doing it 20 times a day it gets to be a chore.

What does smoking cure?

Ham

I'm done with smoking, for good...

now I only smoke for evil

My smoking hot, lesbian best friends got me a Rolex for my birthday.

I guess they misheard me when I said I wanna watch.

Smoking a cigarette

Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and tried to throw it out the window and a minute later you smell something and turn around to find your grandma f**... herself in the back seat?

Never smoking with Mexicans again.

Asked him if he had papers and he ran

Smoking Kills

Experts say that every time you inhale a drag of a cigarette, it takes 7 seconds off your life.
When I was a teenager, my best friend and I tried cigarettes for the first time. I ended up smoking for 25 years, but my friend only inhaled **once**.
Yesterday, while out walking his dog, he got hit by a bus and was killed instantly.
I can't get it out of my mind - I keep thinking - if he never had inhaled that one time - we probably could have heard him scream.

I've been smoking cigarettes for 25 years

I just don't know how I haven't gotten addicted yet

Smoking

I saw a woman smoking with her baby in the car and it made me feel disgusted with the world we live in.
Who lets a woman drive?

Smoking joke

Girlfriend: How many ciggerates do you smoke per day?
Boyfriend: 5 packs, give or take
Girlfriend: If you quit smoking, you could even buy a car in a year.
Boyfriend: huh...do you smoke?
Girlfriend: God, no.
Boyfriend: Where is your car?

Im never smoking w**... with immigrants again.

I asked who's got papers and they all ran away.

If smoking m**... causes short term memory loss,

what does smoking m**... do?

Smoking the good stuff

me: "Dude, NASA faked the moon landing!"
friend: "Wait, u mean-----"
me: "Yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere!"

I'm okay with smoking, alcohol, and m**....

But c**... is where I draw the line.

They say smoking causes cancer

But it cures salmon

I'm never smoking with i**... immigrants again!

I asked who had the papers and everyone ran.

If smoking w**... causes short-term memory loss...

Then what does smoking w**... do?

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you.

Smoking bacon will cure it.

I've been smoking w**... for most of my life, and today I quit cold turkey.

I'll make do with the much cheaper chicken cold cuts and put the extra money towards buying more w**....

If smoking kills...

Then why does it cure salmon?

They say smoking cigarettes can be expensive. I learnt it the hard way

Just the other day I ended up burning a hole in my pockets.

Did you know smoking fish may be hazardous for your health?

I was told so by the Sturgeon General

I tried smoking w**... with my immigrant friends but they all ran away

I only asked "any papers?"

Everyone thinks smoking will kill you

But how can they say that when it cures salmon?

Smokin joke, Everyone thinks smoking will kill you

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