Mayweather Jokes

Funniest Mayweather Short Jokes

Short mayweather jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mayweather humour may include short fight jokes also.

1. I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight... But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?
2. What's the difference between Mcgregor and Mayweather? Mcgregor hugs his wife and beats his opponents while
   Mayweather beats his wife and hugs his opponents
3. Floyd Mayweather won because of an unfair advantage. He gets to practice in the gym all day and then goes home and practices on his family.
4. Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, and floyd mayweather are waiting patiently for a glass of sangria. If that's not a good punchline, I don't know what is.
5. Did you see the headline about Mayweather being afraid to go outside in the heat? "Mayweather May Weather May Weather"
6. I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights... The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights.
7. Mayweather was boring tonight... If only they'd have thrown a woman in the ring, we could have seen him fight.
8. Everyone is talking about how good this Mayweather is. I couldn't agree more; it's 75 and not a cloud in the sky.
9. Did you hear the one about Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis, George Foreman and Floyd Mayweather Jr in queue at the bank? Punchline
10. Why does Floyd Mayweather have "TGIF" written on his boxing shoes? To remind him that "Toes Go in First."

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Mayweather One Liners

Which mayweather one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mayweather? I can suggest the ones about opponent and referee.

1. Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather He can't read it anyway
2. You know why Mayweather won't beat Pacquiao? Pacquiao isn't his wife.
3. Mayweather is actually 54-0 If you count the women
4. Why does McGregor love springtime so much? Cause you just can't beat Mayweather.
5. Jimmy Kimmel should have Floyd Mayweather read mean tweets after the fight Oh wait
6. Why doesn't Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring? Because of Mayweather
7. Mayweather still has a perfect record At least until he's convicted
8. I can't see Mayweather beating McGregor... I don't have a TV.
9. Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao He gets extra practice with his wife.
10. Mayweather remains unbeaten Unlike his ex-girlfriends.
11. Floyd Mayweather, Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury were waiting in a queue. (Punchline)
12. Why does Connor McGregor hate the spring time? Because he hates MayWeather
13. Why's everyone hating Mayweather, I think it feels great out
14. What do you call Floyd Mayweather a month before his fight? Floyd Aprilweather
15. Conor McGregor doesn't have seasonal allergies. He just can't handle the Mayweather.

Mayweather Jokes

Here is a list of funny mayweather jokes and even better mayweather puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
• Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted on Las Vegas. I guess he likes his venues just like he likes his violence...Domestic.
• Conor McGregor hates cinco de mayo... It's nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.
• Ronda Rousey says she'd beat Floyd Mayweather in a 'no rules fight'. Mayweather says he'd beat Rousey if they were married
• Everyone's been complaining about Mayweather... but it's only been a few days and it's not that bad.
• My prediction for the fight. I predict Mayweather with a massive right hook and an uppercut to finish it. Then once he's done practicing on his girlfriend, he will lose on points to Manny.
• Why does Conor McGregor want to get a knockout within 4 rounds in the big fight? Because as the rounds go by, his chances of winning Mayweather away
• And the winner of Pacquiao vs Mayweather is.... The UFC
• Mayweather was supposed to fight his opponent and hug his wife but apparently he got mixed up
• I'm really not a fan of Mayweather but.. It's actually perfect outside so I cant complain.

Floyd Mayweather Jokes

Here is a list of funny floyd mayweather jokes and even better floyd mayweather puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do we know Floyd Mayweather isn't a bomb? Because he can't tell the time.
• "Have you ever seen a mailbox before?" asked my postman sarcastically. I said, "Yes. Floyd Mayweather."
• Floyd Mayweather's favourite game... What's Floyd Mayweather's favourite game?
  Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck...
• What was the cause for Floyd Mayweather's first loss? He couldn't read his opponent's moves.
• So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on
• What did Floyd Mayweather's wife say about his recent victory? Beats me.
• Floyd Mayweather's true record is 51-0... They forgot to count the 3 times he beat his wife.
• Floyd Mayweather Jr must listen to his opponents to win ... Because he definitely can't read them
• I think Ronda Rousey would be at a disadvantage if she fought Floyd Mayweather. Mayweather has had practice beating women
• Floyd Mayweather was asked about remarks made by critics on last night's fight. He said "I don't tend to read into things"

Comical Mayweather Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about mayweather you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean championship jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mayweather pranks.