Disinfectant Jokes
37 disinfectant jokes and hilarious disinfectant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about disinfectant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short disinfectant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The disinfectant humour may include short jokes also.
- I don't need to inject disinfectant I'm still protected by that Tide pod I ate two years ago.
- I don't understand why Windex didn't get rid of my computer virus. I was told it's great at disinfecting Windows!
- I got arrested for asking around for advice on money laundering I don't get it.
During this COVID-19 pandemic, I thought the least I could do to stay safe was to disinfect my money. - Well, if you inject yourself with bleach and disinfectant... I guarantee you won't die of Covid-19
- What does a modern excutioner, with a sense of humor do, before injecting lethal injection? \- Disinfect the arm, to prevent infection.
- A Lysol commercial said I should disinfect the thing I touch the most. I think this is gonna burn.
- I, for one, fully condone injecting yourself with a generous amount of disinfectant. It will definitely make COVID-19 the least of your worries.
- Trump brings back the Tide Pods challenge to fight against the Coronavirus What? It's a disinfectant...
- I've religiously disinfected the groceries in my weekly supermarket delivery Except for the items I take over to my mother-in-law
- It's has finally happened. A Pastor has died in the US after injecting himself with disinfectant. President Trump is being charged with a bleach of the priest.
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Disinfectant One Liners
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- Trump recommends injections with disinfectant to save thousands True if he does it first.
- Do you know what the scientific term is for injecting disinfectant? Embalming
- Inject some Cillit Bang and a hour on a sun-bed and boom the virus is gone
- How do you disinfect your phone's calendar? You use an app-ointment.
- Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
- Yo momma so dirty the only dis I'm going to give her is disinfectant.
- Trump disinfectant is an anagram of... Underpins Mitt fact...
Coincidence... I think not - Presidential Disinfectant Hydrogen Barackside
Disinfectant Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about disinfectant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make disinfectant pranks.
Why is it important to disinfect your console when you have the flu?
Because then you have a clean xbox.
Apologies, merry Xmas all!
Trump lysol joke
President Trump is completely right about coronavirus treatment.
If you eat chloroquine phosphate, drink a pint of Chlorox, shoot-up rubbing alcohol, shove a flashlight up your a**..., and c**... on a tanning bed, you will never get Covid-19
Two swigs of Cillit Bang and I’ve completely forgotten I had a cough and who my parents are.
We need to conduct a properly controlled trial
In which one group is injected with Dettol and another is injected with Cillit Bang and lysol.
OK, before the press conference starts
Get onto your broker and go big on Domestos, Cillit Bang, Lysol and Toilet Duck.
Spraying Cillit Bang directly into the lungs is fatal
In the short term. But there's been no research whatsoever into the long term effects.
Trump bleech joke
Cillit Bang have a new advert. It's so much better than Dettol and Domestos.
I hear Cillit Bang have a new advert. It's so much better than Dettol and Domestos. pic.twitter.com/dOACQykZ89
— WinLunGSD (@WinLunGSD) April 24, 2020
Trump disinfectant joke
Cillit Bang to launch a new Donald Trump version of their product.
Cillit Bang to launch a new Donald Trump version of their product. pic.twitter.com/lsEtUVIGMu
— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 24, 2020
Boris Johnson disinfectant joke
Boris Johnson: Following a very productive phone call with Donald Trump, I would like to hear from any UK companies that can turn over their production line to making Dettol, Domestos, Cillit Bang, Lysol and Toilet Duck.
Bleach of the priest joke
A clergyman in the USA is believed to be the first man to die as a result of following President Trump’s ill advised comments about injecting disinfectant.
His wife has been arrested and charged with causing a bleach of the priest, and domestos a**...!
Check out my new OC superhero (do not steal).
**Lysol Man!**
His blood is made of disinfectants and he's very, very sick.