Cig Jokes
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What is a good cig joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two old ladies are outside smoking a cigarette
It starts raining and without hesitating one of the ladies pulls a c**... out of her purse and covers the cig to keep it from getting wet.
The other lady thinks this is genius and walks to the nearest pharmacy.
She grabs a pack of extra large condoms and proceeds to check out.
The cashier says," ma'am, are you sure you need these in extra large?"
The old lady replies, "well I'm not sure, do you think they'll fit a Camel?"
Two ladies smoking
Two old ladies were standing outside smoking cigarettes. It starts to rain, so one of the old ladies takes out a c**..., cuts the tip off and slides it over her cig to keep it dry. The other lady is amazed at her inventiveness! She goes to the pharmacy and tells the pharmacist she needs some condoms. The pharmacist, puzzled, looks at her and says "ma'am they come in all shapes and sizes, which ones do you need?" She replies "doesn't matter, as long as it fits a Camel!"
I just found out The Spice Girls were paid off by the tobacco industry to hide subliminal pro-smoking messages in their songs.
I couldn't believe it, so I put on one of their records, and it made me really really really want a cig or cigar.
3 nicotine addicts are out fishing in a boat. They have 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
So they throw one cig overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
What is the difference between a s**... and Kermit the Frog
The s**... craves a cig in the pack. Kermit the frog craves a pig in the sack.
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